gobbledygook

The act of performing oral sex on a person of Asian descent.

I performed some serious gobbledygook at that Pho house on Saturday.

by renton November 13, 2009

gobbledygook

The nonsense that Protestants believe in.

Lutherans don't believe that the Blessed Virgin Mary was conceived immaculate. That sounds like a lot of gobbledygook to me.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

gobbledygook

Absolute nonsense

Karen: I refuse to wear a face diaper!!!!!!
Person with brain cells: No one asked for your gobbledygook, KAREN 🙃

by Pialinist May 20, 2021

Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome

When someone watches too much CNN and fake news to the point where they sacrifice their rational thinking and evaluation of information to the point in which they protest shouting gobbledygook information, which has no rationale behind it in most cases, or very little. When asked how so or why you'll usually get told in broad generalities or blatant lies i.e.

Person 1: Fuck trump
person 2: whats bad about trump
person 1: everything
person 2: well if everything is bad then you should easily be able to tell me 3 things
person 1:*walks away*

"Donald trump is worse than hitler" is a very very good example of irrational liberal's gobbledygook rant syndrome, cmmon now 0 people have been subjected to genocide from trump, while hitler subjected 6 million+ people to genocide.

Ben Shapiro is a fascist, is a good example of Antifa's Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome in play.

by Fluffy golden waffles w/ syrup February 28, 2019

Gobbledygook

A Korean turkey. Get it?

“Hey you get that Korean turkey at the store today?”

“Yeah, why do you ask, guy?”

“‘Cause we should prepare that gobbledygook. Tomorrow’s thanksgiving and we promised your mentally ill nephew we’d make something ‘ethnic’”

by Gonna eat your ass faggot August 16, 2018

Gobbledeguck

Food that is anything but good being distributed in schools and or prisons.

Gosh this food is straight gobbledeguck.

by Silence NoGood September 23, 2018

GobbledyGook

The meaning of Gobbledygook is nonsense, it means nonsense\gibberish.

Tom is saying complete gobbledygook.

by ILoveSobaTheDog September 22, 2020