gobbledygook

Talk or writing that is long, pompous, vague, and too involved.

Gobbledygook only confuses people. Say exactly what you mean and keep it short.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023

gobblegoul

Italian meat u can buy at deli's.

Yo, ma, where da fuk is the gobblegoul?

by GGGGGGGGGGGGG September 10, 2005

gobbledygook

wordy and generally unintelligible jargon (nonsense)

He spent all of last week getting clobberfaced and spouting off gobbledygook.

by Bob Baxter January 24, 2004

Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.

I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

by Dego Dan August 10, 2007

gobbledycock

A cocksucking session characterized by jumbled, hard to understand mess. Usually happens under influence.

Ana & his 3 roommates had a session of gobbledycock. She was dazes & blew them all real good, but she doesn't know why!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 22, 2021

Gobbled Dasperate

A word used to define "cobbled deepslate" when TommyInnit neglects the ability to read while stressing out over a temporary SMP.

British child: Okay, we're y-11 we're y-11 could get *diamonds* WOAH WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS SH*T ~gobbled dasperate~ dep-deep dasprate?
Sneeg: Deepslate?

Child: Okay, well, whatever guys it's not a competition we are gonna be here for a MONTH.

by Shellypog June 22, 2021

Gobbledigook

Something unreadable or worthless.

Without this map, the location is just a bunch of gobbledigook.

by xy33tx March 9, 2019