A teenage girl that is only invited to hang out with her 'friends' so she can be the least pretty in the group. The goal of the non-goatfish girls is to be seen by boys slightly after they look at the goatfish so that they appear to be much more attractive.
Guy #1: Man, look at that ugly ass girl!
Guy #2: Damn! Look at that dime piece right next to her.
Guy #1: She's smokin'. I wonder why she would hang around with such a gross friend.
Guy #2: It's obvious man, she's a goatfish
Guy #2: Damn! Look at that dime piece right next to her.
Guy #1: She's smokin'. I wonder why she would hang around with such a gross friend.
Guy #2: It's obvious man, she's a goatfish
by maximiliancohen December 24, 2007
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by water plant 💧🌱 August 19, 2020
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A neurological condition where a person is born with an over-abundance of greatness.
Symptoms include: spontaneous oozing of swag, the inability to focus on lame things, proficiency in any and all things.
A neurological condition where a person is born with an over-abundance of greatness.
Symptoms include: spontaneous oozing of swag, the inability to focus on lame things, proficiency in any and all things.
Example #1
Person 1: *hits 5th strike in bowling*
Person 1: “Sorry guys it’s my goatism acting up again”
Example #2
Geff : Hey Jorje, I got my test results in the mail!
Jorje: Awesome let’s check ‘em out
*tears letter*
Geff: It says here, that I tested 100% for Goatism?
Jorje: That tracks, you’re basically the LeBron of everything.
Person 1: *hits 5th strike in bowling*
Person 1: “Sorry guys it’s my goatism acting up again”
Example #2
Geff : Hey Jorje, I got my test results in the mail!
Jorje: Awesome let’s check ‘em out
*tears letter*
Geff: It says here, that I tested 100% for Goatism?
Jorje: That tracks, you’re basically the LeBron of everything.
by LeBronBussyToy January 27, 2025
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Used to describe someone who spreads the truth and wakes people up from their brainwashed, unatural slave lives—often by going against man-made societal norms. Aka modern messiah.
Used to describe someone who spreads the truth and wakes people up from their brainwashed, unatural slave lives—often by going against man-made societal norms. Aka modern messiah.
"Stop trying to act so smart, you think your a goatis or something"
"Damn, I knew you were wise but you sound like your a goatis or something"
"This book? Pure Goatis. Changed my life for the better."
"Damn, I knew you were wise but you sound like your a goatis or something"
"This book? Pure Goatis. Changed my life for the better."
by Vegan_Gym_IceBathBoy April 23, 2025
Get the Goatis mug.oliver is the NICEST PERSON IN THE WORLD YOU WOULD MEET. like you would literally love him so much as soon as you met him. he is obsessed with monster and skates!!! he also calls you babe all the time which is the cutest thing ever lol.... also if you get an oli just know that HE CAN SOMETIMES BE SENSITIVE AND CHECK ON HIM AT ALL TIMES period. also, olis are very good at minecraft and you should cheer them on at ALL times! again, olis are so loveable and kind you couldn't even imagine it....... like he is so ADORABLE and just one of the best people like oh em ge. the way he is so TRUTHFUL AND AMAZING just blows you away!! you could always trust him no matter what, you could tell him everything and he would be there - olis are so perfect once you get to know them and when you get to know them YOU CANT SPEND ANY TIME WITHOUT THEM. he makes you feel safe and gets worried about you easily and it is literally so cute oh em GEES. you can't help but just adore the things he does and how he feels for other people its just shocking how amazing a person can be.
he has the best sense of humour and is comfortable with everyone once he gets to know them. its like a FANTASY OH MY GOD. you wouldn't want him any other way, again he is perfect the way he is. he gives great advice and is just so intelligent overall. no one deserves an oliver goat dirt!! but one thing, IF YOU GET ONE PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE
he has the best sense of humour and is comfortable with everyone once he gets to know them. its like a FANTASY OH MY GOD. you wouldn't want him any other way, again he is perfect the way he is. he gives great advice and is just so intelligent overall. no one deserves an oliver goat dirt!! but one thing, IF YOU GET ONE PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE
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