Goatdis
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Goatdis by John Franklin Jr. March 16, 2010
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goatism
a group of amazing people who pledge alligance to the goat and hillbilly's and the hordse song(look it up). they are affiliated with the llama's and theyre political campaign for a new supreme goat with never end.
religion created by the supreme goat and rodriguez the mexican sketch artist.
religion created by the supreme goat and rodriguez the mexican sketch artist.
goatism by the awesome high goat priest March 4, 2013
goatfish
The goatfish is an extremely ugly animal that can sometimes be seen stalking dark alleys or hiding in the shadows. But the unfortunate few that see this hideously ugly creature are likely to never live to tell the tale.
HOW A GOATFISH ATTACKS:
A goatfish will usually follow its prey for a while before actually making contact. The goatfish will attack from behind, locking its victim in a death grip with horrific fangs nearly 8 inches long. If this does not kill the prey on the first try, the goatfish will play with it, slinging it around in the same way that a dog would play with a chew toy. The victim will then either perish from being torn to pieces or just die from fright.
WAYS TO PREVENT GOATFISH ATTACKS:
Stay in well lit areas. Goatfish hate any kind of light and will usually back off if any of the stuff gets near them. Never go out alone at night without a flashlight and some form of weapon. Guns are the most effective, especially the shotgun. Goatfish don’t really have any weak spots so knives are pretty much useless. Never travel alone at night, always go in groups.
WHAT TO DO IN THE EVENT OF A GOATFISH ATTACK:
Wave you arms around in the air and/or make loud noises to try to make yourself look as big as possible. Never try to outrun a goatfish, because you will never be able to. Goatfish have been known to be able to run at speeds exceeding mach 14. If a goatfish ever grabs hold of you, do not struggle. The last thing you want to do is let it know that you’re still alive. Your best chance is to just let your body go limp and hope that it lets you go. If it doesn’t, then you’re pretty much screwed over. Although if it does let go of you, do not move. Wait until the goatfish is out of sight before you even think about trying to run.
HOW A GOATFISH ATTACKS:
A goatfish will usually follow its prey for a while before actually making contact. The goatfish will attack from behind, locking its victim in a death grip with horrific fangs nearly 8 inches long. If this does not kill the prey on the first try, the goatfish will play with it, slinging it around in the same way that a dog would play with a chew toy. The victim will then either perish from being torn to pieces or just die from fright.
WAYS TO PREVENT GOATFISH ATTACKS:
Stay in well lit areas. Goatfish hate any kind of light and will usually back off if any of the stuff gets near them. Never go out alone at night without a flashlight and some form of weapon. Guns are the most effective, especially the shotgun. Goatfish don’t really have any weak spots so knives are pretty much useless. Never travel alone at night, always go in groups.
WHAT TO DO IN THE EVENT OF A GOATFISH ATTACK:
Wave you arms around in the air and/or make loud noises to try to make yourself look as big as possible. Never try to outrun a goatfish, because you will never be able to. Goatfish have been known to be able to run at speeds exceeding mach 14. If a goatfish ever grabs hold of you, do not struggle. The last thing you want to do is let it know that you’re still alive. Your best chance is to just let your body go limp and hope that it lets you go. If it doesn’t, then you’re pretty much screwed over. Although if it does let go of you, do not move. Wait until the goatfish is out of sight before you even think about trying to run.
goatfish by Goatfish Victim January 7, 2008
Goatisme
A new religion following the lords Goat, Turkey and Beaver. The goat represents Constipation, The beaver represents Big teeth and logs and the goat represents Thanksgiving dinner and THICK birds. We take this religion seriously it’s not a joke.
Goatisme by Lielos_hannh5678 November 28, 2019