gnomph

GNOMPH...that horrible lumpy bloody bit of the chicken breast that the wing once attached too and you dont wanna eat..

..i had almost finished preparing the succulent chicken breast ready for the wok..the only thing left to do was to remove the GNOMPH..

by StaticMerv October 13, 2013

Gumphumper

Having sexual relations with every orifice, including pores, of a certain woman. The woman, of course, must survive this, as it is tradition to give a congratulating participation medal to her.

Have you seen my girl, I'm her Gumphumper.

by BigBouncyBoyBlox March 2, 2018

grumph

The lint found in one's navel.

Jimmy used his thumb and index finger to pull the grumph out of his belly button.

by Moose Mandu December 12, 2008

glumphy

(adj) to be large and cumbersome, of awkward proportions

"Why do we have to keep that glumphy box the plasma came in??"

by Stephanie Jean November 2, 2007

grumph

a piece of unidentifable matter

He had a piece of grumph on his shirt.
There was a piece of grumph on the bottom of his shoe.

by Rick Delaney March 6, 2008

GUMPH

A fooslish person, an idiot; no nonsense.

A load of old Gumph.

He is a lovesick Gumph.
As Forest Gump said, "I got shot in the buttocks!"

by FLORENCE GUMPH September 14, 2016

Gnimph

The moment when an old white man or woman makes an out-of-touch statement towards a kid in an attempt to be relatable or comedic. They usually make a pained smile after the gnimph.

Kid: Can I play the Wii?
Old white person: Well I think you need to take a wee-wee.
Kid:

Old white person:

Kid: That was a complete gnimph
Old white person:

by ottogame September 21, 2020