Glouche

A person who transcends being merely glib, or merely a douche and becomes both things.

When he disagreed with you, James often became an unbearable glouche.

by mszprejda October 20, 2008

Gouched

(adj.) When a human is being lifted by another human being by means of their arm. Their arm is placed between the legs and procected in an upwards direction. The victim is usually resting his 'gouch' on the arm hence the term 'Gouched'. For more understanding see gouch.

Pronounced 'Goo - ch - t'

Boy 1: Did you see me on the field today?
Boy 2: No, why?
Boy 1: aha I gouched simon a treat!
Boy 2: ahahaa

by Alexander Robert Goode February 18, 2009

gounche

the hair that sticks out the top of mens shirts.

that guy in front of me in line, (yeah the one with the mullet, and the first 2 buttons of his shirt undone) has his gounche hanging out the top of his shirt.

by smurfettish February 18, 2010

Gouched

The stage that comes before being catastrophically drunk.

"How are you feeling?"

"Momentarily, I am gouched.... well on route to being ballbagged."

by joshnghocki July 26, 2017

Goonched

Another word for getting high on weed. A synonym for getting "fucked up" or "stoned".

Person 1: Dude these edibles are hitting.

Person 2: Yo, we're so goonched.

by sevas444 February 1, 2021

glaunché

how could one even define such a word? the é is not pronounced, just for all you fake glaunchers out there who need it made known.

Wow… now THAT’s glaunché.

by therealshoulder April 8, 2022

Gaunched

To be self-geeked. Something that is not learned, but inherited.

"MOTHERFUCKER I AM GAUNCHED"

by HotLatina557 June 26, 2024