gleidy

Is the most loyal person you will ever meet cares about everything an it’s really sensitive but can be crazy at times an she’s nothing but perfect and it’s the eyes for me

You need to be like a Gleidy like hello

by Gleidy September 16, 2020

Text Gliding

When an individual eyes over a body of text, but fails to comprehend and process it. Typically brought on by boredom of the reading material or sleep deprivation.

I pulled an all nighter trying to read Moby Dick, but by 3am I was text gliding like mad.

by shouldbeworking November 28, 2012

Gladys

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is smart, strong, and beautiful. Anyone would be happy to have her as a girlfriend; she is loving, caring, compassionate...

ONE WORD: AMAZING

Damn, my girl is a Gladys!

by lovepink123 March 19, 2011

Gliding Waffle

When a women drags her vagina across the floor.

"Why is she dragging herself across the floor?"
"Oh, she's doing the Gliding Waffle."

by Benuccino November 1, 2020

homie gliding

An act with two straight male friends when they are bored. Two friends get bored, so to pass time they lube each other's butt cheeks and glide their male part in between the others cheeks. As long as no penetration is active it is not gay. A professional homie glider never penetrates.

Greg and I got bored the other night and we decided to do a little homie gliding to pass some time.

by Professional Homie Glider May 8, 2017

Rodriguez and Gladys

A pioneering internet crime-fighting duo whose exploits in busting would-be child molesters was featured in Parade Magazine c. 1998.
Stories circulated unconfirmed that they had also grown rich in their efforts by extorting money from some targets as an alternative to turning the target in to police for prosecution.

Their tactics (at least the legal ones) have now been copied and popularized by such television news magazines as NBC's Dateline and ABC's 20/20. Many criminal charges have been filed in consequence and public awareness of the problem has been heightened, too.

Also, speculation builds concerning World Wresling Entertainment's possible interest in a storyline involving a tag team of internet superheroes to take on the "bad guys".
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EXAMPLES;

"Did you see the article about RODRIGUEZ AND GLADYS busting perverts wanting sex from minors?"

"Man, you a crime-fightin' hero like RODRIGUEZ AND GLADYS!'

"I nominate RODRIGUEZ AND GLADYS for President."

by Bengo Cholomongo September 19, 2006

Glidey

When an excess accumulation of sweat and filth between one's buttcheeks enables said person to walk faster and with longer strides (or "glide" if you will). This occurs because the ass sweat reduces friction between the buttocks. Unfortunately, the benefits of being glidey are far outweighed by the drawbacks, which include: anal soreness/irritation, rashes, and localized chafing in the anal area.

One is said to be "glidey", or to have a case of "glideys".

Glideys can be caused by not wiping properly, heavy sweating, not bathing, or any number of other factors.

While walking across the parking lot in the afternoon heat, Morris immediately regretted having been so hasty in cleansing his anus after defecation. The squishiness between his buttocks, coupled with the frictionless strides he was suddenly able to take, led him to realize that he was Glidey.

At the end of the Skee-Lo video "I Wish", Skee-Lo performs a dance that appears to be possible only with the assistance of a severe case of the Glideys.

by Poor Woobie March 11, 2008