An informer, on the police's payroll. Derived from the fact that payment comes in the form of a giro cheque, and that the police in England are sometimes called 'the blues'.
by Facey_Moh September 25, 2010
by Wlady June 28, 2011
A heroin or crack / meth addict who only buys drugs on the day they receive their giro (benefits payment / welfare check). They differ from other drug addicts who will go to any lengths to get a daily fix as they tend to only use on their payday, so they are also known by their peers as 'King For A Day' as they usually blow 2 weeks money in one day and then end up skint til their next pay day.
That guy is just a "Giro Junkie" - he only scores on payday cos he hasnt got the balls to go out thieving to pay for a proper habit! Ha ha ha!!!
by Johnny Parrish August 19, 2011
Stella Artois is commonly referred to as giro beer by people on jobseekers allowance because it is only affordable on giro day.
Jobseeker 1-Hi mate wanna drink some antifreeze?
Jobseeker 2-Nah mate its giro day so i'm off to buy me some giro beer.
Jobseeker 2-Nah mate its giro day so i'm off to buy me some giro beer.
by laharl420 April 29, 2010
A poor unfortunate, who has failed to land gainful employment, and has to rely upon the fortnightly pittance of Jobseekers allowance.
A lazy, workshy soap dodger, who would rather eat his own excrement, than have to get up and go to work every morning. Although, somehow, they still manage to smoke an eighth of dope every day, and are never more than an arms length away from a two litre bottle of white lightning.
Constantly drunk, and/or stoned, due to the shame caused by being such a useless, unemployable bastard. Would like to work, but the CSA would take all his wages, to pay for the string of kids he has fathered on various gullible women.
A lazy, workshy soap dodger, who would rather eat his own excrement, than have to get up and go to work every morning. Although, somehow, they still manage to smoke an eighth of dope every day, and are never more than an arms length away from a two litre bottle of white lightning.
Constantly drunk, and/or stoned, due to the shame caused by being such a useless, unemployable bastard. Would like to work, but the CSA would take all his wages, to pay for the string of kids he has fathered on various gullible women.
Jeremy (Kyle) "You haven't even got the backbone to look for job to support your other five children, so why should we believe you're anything other than a no good, lazy, shiftless, dope smoking giro monkey?"
"Actually Jeremy, I've an interview on Thursday, for a labouring job, with Mikey the Pikey"
"Actually Jeremy, I've an interview on Thursday, for a labouring job, with Mikey the Pikey"
by BadBeast March 30, 2010
A pay-cheque given to the unemployed from the government /state at the cost of tax payers money; used for the strict purpose of sex with hookers/visiting 'massuers'/femme de la nuit.
by gem & si November 16, 2006
Epic 40 years-old player from theninja-rpg.com who has the power to balance jutsus.
Better known as girocy1684, he terrorized the community of TNR with his godly balancing power.
But then while all of TNR was suffering a savior came,
who had the power to make god Giro feel the same pain.
Like a real ninja he sneaked in,
and without anyone noticing he changed LOTBB to Ironskin.
Better known as girocy1684, he terrorized the community of TNR with his godly balancing power.
But then while all of TNR was suffering a savior came,
who had the power to make god Giro feel the same pain.
Like a real ninja he sneaked in,
and without anyone noticing he changed LOTBB to Ironskin.
by girolover August 19, 2011