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Gagabyte

The measurement of data being transferred from my dick to her mouth, aka: oral cream pie.

First used Sept 17, 2019 at 6:04pm.

Bill Schneider is the wordsmith who came up with this new terminology.
She just kept sucking so I gave her a gagabyte of information.
by Spaceman Rick September 17, 2019
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Gigabytch

Bitch X 10⁹

A super bitch. Bitch X 1,000,000,000.
She's not just a rich bitch, she's a gigabytch on top.
by bunnysparrow February 23, 2020
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Gigabites

A group of brown parents who just sits around doing nothing productive throughout the day. (Mostly seen near Grocery stores)
Bala: Yo who are those guys why are they just sitting there doing nothing don't they have better things to do
SK: Na broski they like vibing fam they them Gigabites fam.
by Panjabi Sheep October 13, 2020
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Gigabytis

A degenerative and chronic illness caused by spending too much time on a computer or gaming console. Extreme caution is encouraged if you come into contact with someone with Gigabytis as it is highly contagious.

Gigabytis consists of four stages, the common symptoms of each stage are outlined below:

1: colds & flues, itching, mild aches and pains, general nuisance to other people

2. Severe susceptibility to haematomas & enlargement of the testicles, however the opposite sex are constantly attracted to a newly formed and somewhat "mutant-like" virility.

3. Hair & memory loss are an unfortunate result of this stage, also commonly called "the gibbon stage" due to the primitive noises one makes when attempting to undertake a particular task.

4. People tend to avoid you, bones in your fingers have a tendency to break, accelerated mental regression, your bowel movements are putrid, and your success with the opposite sex is futile.

Stage four is the final stage before terminal terabytis ensues, which is unfortunately not treatable with western medicine.

It is important to check consult any qualified IT professional about the inherent Gigabytis levels when purchasing a specific computer or gaming device.

Gigabytis is also a sexually transmitted disease, it is advised to exercise multiple methods of contraception when fornicating with a Gigabytis sufferer. If you experience any of the above symptoms please see a medical professional immediately.
Gavin contracted gigabytis after a java, perl and mysql programming marathon. He now lives with his parents, makes stupid noises all the time, and a general pain in the arse. God help him before it’s too late.
by Professor Huxtable December 22, 2009
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chuggin gigabytes

The act of mastering everything in the Internet. People who have chugged enough gigabytes tend to get flirted with by smokin' hot womanfolk.
Everyone that has chugged gigabytes successfully are either champin', hunkin', but usually both simultaneously.
"When you're the guy who's the kind of guy that loves to be inside the Web, and doesn't take crap from anything unless it's the splash of a cyberwave, then you're chuggin gigabytes."

"Too much chuggin' for one champin' player! Require more giga RAM!"
by Dirtwhistle October 12, 2013
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Gigabytage

The amount of gigabytes in an electronic device.
What is the gigabytage on your IPad?
The gigabytage of my IPad is 64.
by Lil' Snoopy December 9, 2012
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Gigabite

A Love bite, on anypart of the body apart from the neck.
Paul:"Hey, whats that on your ass?"
Chris:"Oh, Janet gave me a Gigabite."
by Incognetic October 27, 2008
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