goysplain

When a non-Jew tries to tell a Jew what he or she should do in order to be "really Jewish." An extension of the form "mansplain."

Christopher MacJesuspants: "You know, a real Jew should move to Israel and support building more settlements in Judea and Samaria."
Yehudah Cohen: "Quit your goysplaining! I've had twelve years of yeshiva study, and you've read some fundamentalist websites!"

by igm30001 January 25, 2017

Gaysplaining

Verb: The any of telling your son or daughter they are gay.

I was just gaysplaining to my son that he is a queer!

by IPitFukOnYou July 25, 2016

Gaysplain

V: The action of telling your son he is gay.

NnEarlier I had to gaysplain to my son how he is a queer.

by IPitFukOnYou July 17, 2016

Grusplain

Gru explaining to someone, typically a Minion, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

"The rest of the plan is simple. I fly to the moon, I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet." "Nigga dont you Grusplain to me."

by EmpoweredMinionist July 29, 2018

Godsplaining

Definition #1: Verb: To dogmatically share your spiritual knowledge without asking for consent.

Definition #2: The spiritual equivalent of "Mansplaining" where the ‘splainer (man or woman) breaks down God and spirituality in a dogmatic fashion, without humility or curiosity.

Noun: Godsplainer

Ever since my sister subscribed to Deepak Chopra’s meditation app, she’s renamed herself Mango and has been Godsplaining like she was the Buddha. herself.

by EthanWolfLuna August 10, 2023

Godsplainer

Noun: A person who dogmatically lectures others about spirituality without understanding, curiosity, humility or consent.

My sister is such a Godsplainer... she listened to one Deepak Chopra meditation and now she's going around mindfulness as if she's the Buddha herself.

by EthanWolfLuna August 10, 2023

gensplain

Gensplaining is when someone of a very different generation from you thinks they know more than you about something you are an expert in, mainly due to the era you were born / grew up in, and condescendingly takes the time to 'explain' to you how it works (similar to mansplaining).

A 25 year old kid in a shop tried to gensplain to me all about vinyl records and how they related to the length of radio singles 'back in the 70s' the other day; she must have missed the fact I'm over 50 and actually lived through it, or else thought I was senile.

by Golden years June 21, 2017