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gert
Big
or very
Christ
! That
elephant's
bloody
gert.
by
ss
March 19, 2004
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Get the
gert
mug.
Gertness
understanding
without
explaining
, being charitable, morally
generous
.
He
looked
beyond
your
flaws
, that is total Gertness!
by
beyond the beyond
December 23, 2019
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Get the
Gertness
mug.
gert
Used to refer
to wife
.
UK
Midlands
"
Ey up
...I saw your gert
uptown
last
neet
"
by
drbollocks
April 26, 2008
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Get the
gert
mug.
gert
(
gurt
) v.
-ing
the act of physically
pleasuring
a man in any way shape or form.
1. oh, please gert me off
2.
The girl
was
gerting
me off.
3. i was gerting a man
softly
.
by
Maximilian Wilde/Shane Kaiser
July 22, 2008
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Get the
gert
mug.
gert
A term used for someone being
completely retarded
whilst
thinking
he/she
is the oposite.
That guy
is
such a
gert.
by
WilliamMines
June 26, 2007
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Get the
gert
mug.
gert
(n)
A cigarette
(v) to
smoke
(n)
i'm dying
for a gert.
(v) i've been
gerting
my ass off
all night.
by
Anonymous
April 15, 2003
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Get the
gert
mug.
gert
a clown
that
smells
like vagina on a stemey hot
sunday afternoon
get your gert out of my
food
now
, you
faggot
by
Ben Benett / Sam fisher
February 25, 2005
Flag
Get the
gert
mug.
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