gert

Big or very

Christ! That elephant's bloody gert.

by ss March 19, 2004

Gertness

understanding without explaining, being charitable, morally generous.

He looked beyond your flaws, that is total Gertness!

by beyond the beyond December 23, 2019

gert

Used to refer to wife. UK Midlands

"Ey up...I saw your gert uptown last neet"

by drbollocks April 26, 2008

gert

(gurt) v. -ing
the act of physically pleasuring a man in any way shape or form.

1. oh, please gert me off

2. The girl was gerting me off.

3. i was gerting a man softly.

by Maximilian Wilde/Shane Kaiser August 18, 2008

gert

A term used for someone being completely retarded whilst thinking he/she is the oposite.

That guy is such a gert.

by WilliamMines July 27, 2007

gert

(n) A cigarette
(v) to smoke

(n) i'm dying for a gert.
(v) i've been gerting my ass off all night.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

gert

a clown that smells like vagina on a stemey hot sunday afternoon

get your gert out of my food now, you faggot

by Ben Benett / Sam fisher February 24, 2005