Gerpetey

A combination of Gerard Way and Peter Wentz. Gerpetey is a very attartive mutant male. He is orgasmic. Gerpety is usually refered to when talking about strange fantisies.

Emma and Lauren are crazy... they created a man named Gerpetey! He's so hot!

by Emmmmma September 18, 2008

glerpes

The mixture of glitter and herpes found on any number of individuals. This term speaks to the oddly high incidence at which glitter and herpes occur together. Glitter and herpes alone have a small probability of being present on any sole person. However, the probability that the second occurs when the first is present is almost a statistical certainty.

Person 1: "Dude that stripper is so hot!
Person 2 She has glitter all over her man.
Person 1 Wtf does that have to do with anything?
Person 2 The glerpes... You can't be too careful
Person 1: Good catch...

by freshnate September 22, 2011

geroes

This is a silly way of saying herpes.

jack: yeah, i have geroes.
anne: what’s that?

jack: herpes lol

by kirussy_ September 2, 2022

gerpies

germ herpies

that bitch had gerpies

by ershdizzle January 19, 2010

gerdes

an upscene abstract object that floats in space. it is large enough for its very own gravitational pull.

Also a nickname for when someone acts like a douche.

you are being so GERDes right now.

by wedefinewords August 7, 2011

Matthew Gerdes

a Failure And a Potato

Matthew Gerdes is a giant Potato

by yeeeeeters December 9, 2019

Gerpsen

Used in reference to Germans ie on holiday when surrounded by Germans they can be referred to as Gerpsens in this way you can talk about them without their knowledge.

The bloody Gerpsens have nicked the sun-loungers again

by Leo Slayer August 31, 2006