Geoffrey

The most wonderous giraffe in the whole entire world. He lives in Toys "R" (imagine that R is the wrong way round) us

There's a magical place
We're on our way there
With toys in their millions
All under one roof
It's called Toys "R" Us!

Soon after bedtime
When dark night-time falls
Geoffrey and helpers
Stock up on the shelves.
From ceiling to floor
Books, board games and bikes.
Teddies, puppets and dolls.
Bats, spaceships and trikes.
"There's millions!" says Geoffrey
"All under one roof".
It's called Toys "R" Us,
Toys "R" Us, Toys "R" Us.

by fifipoodlebum January 25, 2006

Geoffrey

A geoffrey is an amazing name and a geoffrey loves to be active and play sports. A geoffrey will never be caught lacking. A geoffrey has a big dick and is good at s*x. He is also tall and likes to do things to make people laugh.

“What’s that guys name?”
“Dudeeee, that’s Geoffrey”

by Everybodyknowsmyname October 17, 2019

Geoffrey

The most amazing brown kid you will ever meet. He can make you smile like no other. And he will help you decide which guys are hot or not. But he's not gay. Just savvy. The ladies love Geoffrey.

Geoffrey makes me the happiest person in the world!

by jsteezy December 15, 2009

Geoffrey (abv. Geoff)

Slang term for cannabis. Originated in Beenham, Berkshire.

Example: Would you like to meet Geoff later? Have you seen Geoff recently?

by Jim February 13, 2005

Geofrey

A really horny black guy who knows how to use his dick. Hes also a nice person.

geofreys such a babe

by bbclover100000 September 25, 2018

geoffrey

a mixture of marijuana, cocaine, crack, meth, angel dust, morphene, heroine, and other strong unidentifiable drugs crushed up and rolled into a joint and smoked. First time users cope with the feeling by petting furry walls.

When the world flips you a geoffrey stroke the furry walls.

by aldous snow's bud LK June 6, 2010

Geoffrey Chaucer

An inside term for a pinch/dip of chewing tobacco.

Hey Joe can I bum a Geoffrey Chaucer off of you bro?

by No Work Dave November 1, 2010