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Gastrogasm

A culinary-induced orgasm, usually requiring a post-mastication cigarette to intensify the effect.
1) Geoffrey: "Those crab puffs made me make white in my pants!"
Chuck: "Oh, you just experienced a gastrogasm!"

2) Even if my girlfriend cooks naked and gives me head, her food never gives me a gastrogasm.
by Jules and Spence January 18, 2009
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Gargasmell

Gargasmell ; Noun: Someone who is fat, ugly, and doesn't bathe on a regular basis.
Man, I wish Gargasmell would leave....son of a bitch is smelling up the joint!
by Capt. Clerk December 11, 2008
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Gatorism

The religion worshiping CHUBBS THE GATOR, a godly gator who created all the good shit in the world, and who's most recent incarnation exists on a golf course in Palmetto, FL (Buffalo Springs). Gatorists worship gators (especially Chubbs) and hate the motherfucking crocs and Steve Irwin (FUCK HIM). Our prayer is MO GATOR (below)

- Pope Ben Goldwyn
MO GATOR
100 year old
GATOR
I got CROCS calling a young GATOR phone
Where's Ali with the motherfucking dope? (GATOR, GATOR)
I be ballin' like a mo'fuckin' GATOR (like a, huh, like a, huh)
I be ballin' like my GATOR CHUBBS (GATOR, bitch)
CHUBBS GATOR, I ain't a mo'fuckin' CROC (haha, hahahahaha
'Cause I got CROCS (so many fucking CROCS)
Callin' a young GATOR phone
Where's Ali with the (bitch with the) mo'fuckin' dope? (huh)
I be ballin' like a mo'fuckin' GATOR (like a mo'fuckin' GATOR)
I be ballin' like my GATOR CHUBBS (GATOR, GATOR)
CHUBBS GATOR got so many flows (I do it all)
Call me CROC how a GATOR IRWIN
Oh! Fuck! STEVE! IRWIN!
Young CHUBBS GATOR and I'm getting really rich (ching-ching)
See how I caught it 'cause I'm really with the shits (bang-bang)
See me in the streets and I be really with a (cling, cling), with a
Bad croc (bitch), gators straight rocking

Gators straight see me, when they see me, they be coppin' (what?)
I'm the best CROC HUNTER, GATOR, come and cop it

Young CHUBBS GATOR, I'm like the fuckin' Green IRWIN (FUCK IRWIN)
I got Crocs (hoes)
Calling a young GATOR phone, phone (bitch)
Where's Ali (gator) with the motherfucking dope?
(With the motherfucking dope)
Dope (with the motherfucking dope)
With the motherfucking dope (bitch)
With the dope (getting rich), with my bros (bitch, shit)
I fucked your CROC (shit)
And she ain't even let you know (she fucked up)
Damn, this GATOR nice, fuck is you talking about?
Gatorism
by gatorgod November 14, 2018
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glorgasmic

Verb: When something is both glorious and orgasmic it melds into a single entity of a word; glorgasmic.
Man this ice cream is better than fantastic. It's glorgasmic!
by RizzleNation February 27, 2011
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gorgasm

to become sexually excited and masturbate while looking at or watching death scenes or mock snuff scenes on film.
He often found himself stroking himself to a state of gorgasm while looking at naked dead girls at ogrish.com.
by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009
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Georgasm

This word comes from me...because it is what i give girls to make them happy
Last night I totally gave her a taste of the Georgasm!
by George Hoefer March 7, 2005
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Gorgasm

The feeling you get when you kill something. Usually only felt by males. The gore combined with the thrill of the hunt and success makes you feel an ancient sensation. Can be simulated through Video Games. But that is like masturbation compared to real sex. IE, masturbation makes you want pussy, where Video Games make you want to shoot someone or something.
Dude! You just shot that 8 point buck in the face!" "I know, I think I just had a gorgasm! Im gonna go change my pants...
by Mclvin May 23, 2011
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