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Gastrogasm

The sensation you have when eating large amounts of exceptionally delicious and extremely decadent cuisine. Basically, an orgasm brought on by eating great food.
Man, that risotto is soooo good, I'm having a gastrogasm.
by The St. James Girls April 4, 2011
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Gastrogasm

A culinary-induced orgasm, usually requiring a post-mastication cigarette to intensify the effect.
1) Geoffrey: "Those crab puffs made me make white in my pants!"
Chuck: "Oh, you just experienced a gastrogasm!"

2) Even if my girlfriend cooks naked and gives me head, her food never gives me a gastrogasm.
by Jules and Spence January 18, 2009
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gastrovascular

Latin for "Worst game ever invented".

This is a reference from the hit movie The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe where Edmund defines the word.
"Come on, Peter. Gastrovascular.

Is it Latin? - Yes.
Is it Latin for 'worst game ever invented'?"-2005 Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
by NarniaExpert January 2, 2011
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Gastrorgasm

The state of complete joy and ecstasy from eating a delicious piece of food.
(1) You should try the grilled corn from Cafe Habana in New York; it'll give you the craziest gastrorgasm ever.

(2) Damn, eating that red velvet cake was one of the most gastrorgasmic experiences I've ever had.
by makalive45 December 11, 2009
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gastrognome

A connoisseur of fine food and wine, who is small and ugly.

Michael Winner.
Michael Winner: Waiter! This steak is diabolical. It is clearly medium rare when I specified medium! The pasta course was unimaginative and barely tepid, and as for the soup, it was redolent of a Montmartre fille du joie's vaginal secretions after a hard night's work.

Waiter: What do you expect in a Travelodge? Bloody gastrognome. *spits on desert*
by jwgrooves March 20, 2011
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gastrotastrophe

A combination of the words gastronomy and catastrophe; a gastrotastrophe is meal so ruinous with grease, fat, salt and/or hot sauce that you can actually feel your stomach lining peel away like old wall paper, simply at the sight of it. A gastrotastrophe is the culinary equivalent of the kind of thing Harry Truman would order to end a war.
Gary ate 7 pork rind tacos last night and then washed it all down with 9 'Mocha-Madness Mountain Dews" and a funnel cake. It was a gastrotastrophe. He's still on the toilet with a bowl of ice.
by Yadre Wolf February 2, 2009
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gastrocasual

A restaurant with a serious attitude to the food ('gastronomy') and a casual feel to the physical space and aesthetics.
I am really engaged with the gastrocasual trend occurring on the Los Angeles dining scene. Serious restaurateurs are placing innovative menus into relaxed, casual spaces. The aesthetics are stylish but casual, reflecting the attire of the consumer. Diners and patrons no longer want to dress up to enjoy fine dining, and creative chefs and restaurateurs are responding with great food in a relaxed space.
by theDukeofLA March 27, 2011
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