In Gatorade

When Mercury is in Retrograde and you gotta tell your friend you can’t go out.

Friend: hey wanna go grab some drinks?

Me: I can’t sorry - Mercury is in Gatorade I can’t leave the crib.

by Electrojess August 7, 2018

Gatorade

What gators drink.. Idiot. Why did you even bother looking this up

A thirsty gator grabs a bottle of Gatorade and replenishes his electrolytes with a sweet taste of berry. Mmmm.

by Matcross2344089245908210587u20 March 2, 2009

Gatorade

Actually invented by an FSU team doctor, Dr. R.A. Johnson, for the football team in 1962 he called Seminole Firewater.

FSU Alumni: "Hey did you hear that FSU made the first drink similar to Gatorade called Seminole Firewater"?

UF Alumni: "Yea, I heard about that. UF just patented the drink but we have to thank FSU for creating it first".

by FSU student December 27, 2008

gatorade

a liquid that can, when contained within an aluminum can and smashed against a level surface with signifigant force, create a substantial spray radius of about three lunchroom tables.

Damn, did you see Coffee smash that gatorade can today at lunch? It really pissed off Mr. Nichols...Coffee's in deep shit now.

by Flicka the White May 3, 2005

Gatorade

A disgusting drink that everyone likes and which you need to recover from hangovers.

I didn't know where I was when I woke up, but I knew I needed a Gatorade

by Eat NY Pizza and D***s October 29, 2003

gatorade

when you see a hot girl who can quench your thirst for booty

Damn there is a lot of gatorade around here

by beastieboy20 September 26, 2006

Gatorade

When the object of a game is to put something in a net (ball, puck, etc.), going "Gatorade" is to place the object in the net at a point where it will hit the goalkeeper / goaltender's Gatorade bottle and knock it off the top of the net.

Hey, Roysie - did you see Marleau's sick-naasty shot last night? He pulled a leg fake and went backhand Gatorade on Luongo!

by burgsabre87 May 8, 2010