gark

The sound of sucking your own dick.

"Yo dude I heard you garking last night."
"I gark all the time.

by Puh Zooner July 17, 2016

Gark

an old history teacher who has been alive for 100 years

the Gark told fabulous tales of history and time

by Gary-Lee the Fish June 5, 2019

GARK

A shark with no teeth/a beta male

“Did you see that guy talking to those girls by the bar? He didnt even get any of their numbers, what a f****ng Gark”

by Tony Jooce September 19, 2019

Gark

Gark is a slang term for Gummy Sharks that can be purchased at most gas stations for 2 for $2

Aye yo you got that Gark

by Coo his Man May 3, 2021

Gark

Gark is maximus edward ferrari who is a gay stinky bitch ed bitch rap

Max is gark

by I hate koda so much June 3, 2022

Gark

To put a gouge/mark in something.

"Mark hit that door, he's put a GARK in it.

by The Frat President May 5, 2023

Gark

The act of eating cereal out of one's anus.

Yo bro, you wanna gark later?

by anonymous May 3, 2024