Garking

When you successfully suck your own dick. Garking is named due to the sound you make as you celebrate whilst simultaneously choking on your own member

Dude, last night I heard my brother garking in his room. Went straight in there to high five him

by ReinaScully July 17, 2016

garking

The sound someone makes when you're sucking your own dick. Invented by Reina Scully on the "Surprise Butt Sex?!" SourceFed Podcast

"Are you garking? Can you gark? Cause it totally sounds like you were garking in the bathroom"

"I heard Mansion can gark! He removed his own ribs so he could suck his dick!"

by DrSecret July 17, 2016

gark

Used when you can think of no otherword to display stress, or can be used as a term with no deffinition, and can be used instead of a noun, or instead of a derogitory term.

Robbie: Smiff whats wrong?
Smiff: fjsfjsalfjafj GARK!

Robbie: Hey smiff have you tried my new Chocolate Flavoured Donkey?
Smiff: What the Gark?

by Adrian Horner July 25, 2007

gark

gark is the sound of choking on a dick

Lemon Wife: GAG ON HIS COCK YOU LEMON-STEALING WHORE
Lemon Whore: gark gark grghk gark gah

by francis ford coprolalia January 10, 2010

garking

Bad things you do in the bathroom, i.e. vomiting

I was garking in the bathroom this morning and he comes in and says, "Kathy's here. Come talk to her." And I'm sitting there garking.

by Jan Martin March 14, 2005

gark

the owner of the all of the whole - GOD

gark is the owner of the all

by god September 28, 2004

gark

Star of tv show "Gark in the Dark"

ME:"did you see gark in the dark last night?"
YOU: "i put it on but was to dark to make out what was going on"

by Mr Frowe March 2, 2004