When you successfully suck your own dick. Garking is named due to the sound you make as you celebrate whilst simultaneously choking on your own member
by ReinaScully March 21, 2016
The sound someone makes when you're sucking your own dick. Invented by Reina Scully on the "Surprise Butt Sex?!" SourceFed Podcast
"Are you garking? Can you gark? Cause it totally sounds like you were garking in the bathroom"
"I heard Mansion can gark! He removed his own ribs so he could suck his dick!"
"I heard Mansion can gark! He removed his own ribs so he could suck his dick!"
by DrSecret March 20, 2016
Used when you can think of no otherword to display stress, or can be used as a term with no deffinition, and can be used instead of a noun, or instead of a derogitory term.
Robbie: Smiff whats wrong?
Smiff: fjsfjsalfjafj GARK!
Robbie: Hey smiff have you tried my new Chocolate Flavoured Donkey?
Smiff: What the Gark?
Smiff: fjsfjsalfjafj GARK!
Robbie: Hey smiff have you tried my new Chocolate Flavoured Donkey?
Smiff: What the Gark?
by Adrian Horner June 25, 2007
by francis ford coprolalia January 10, 2010
I was garking in the bathroom this morning and he comes in and says, "Kathy's here. Come talk to her." And I'm sitting there garking.
by Jan Martin March 15, 2005
by god September 28, 2004
ME:"did you see gark in the dark last night?"
YOU: "i put it on but was to dark to make out what was going on"
YOU: "i put it on but was to dark to make out what was going on"
by Mr Frowe March 02, 2004