garden state parkway

Its just known as "The Parkway". People who've driven here know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts you off, give them the horn AND the finger. Its okay. They're supposed to be used to it. People who hate are the stupid asses that don't live in Jersey who got their asses ran over by someone who actually knows how to drive.

And no one calls it the GSP.

Someone from another place: I'm going to drive on the garden state parkway.

New Jerseyean: Its just "The Parkway."

by dts. August 19, 2009

Garden State ending

When the person you've spent themost amazing weekend with decides to stay with you instead of going back to their old life/city.

"Where's Declan? Haven't seen him in a while." "Oh, he pulled a Garden State ending with that girl from back home."

by ellvee February 8, 2015

Garden State Brickface

Description of an ugly girl from New jersey, based on the name of an actual existing company

"She had nice tits but a Garden State Brickface."

by cabarle December 15, 2008

garden state great

legends out of the state of new jers

naughty by nature. redman

by Dyshon Damone Boyd October 26, 2004

Garden State Parkway

Poor excuse for a major highway; however, driving this road is a classic experience unique to New Jerseyans.

The only thing that I find good about the GSP is minimal toll fees. And laughing about your horrible experiences afterwards with friends.

by Rachal May 30, 2003

garden state milkshake

To drink the breastmilk of a New Jersey stripper

My bro almost ended up getting a Garden state milkshake in Atlantic City.

by Slootmaster November 2, 2020

Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025