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Gapplebee's

When you think you have a fast car, but it is in fact a slow turd, and have so many counties put on you in a race that it is so pathetic the actual winner of the race feels bad and takes you out for dinner.
Dale: "Yeah Last night Michael took my ass to Gapplebee's he put like 10 counties on me."
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Applebees

A culinary abomination. Despised by anyone with a good sense of food. Poor quality food, poor service (usually managements fault), and full of MSG and all sorts of chemicals. (look up the history, they were started by a CHEMICAL company) Still happens to be a goldmine... I guess idiots have to eat somewhere...
Any Applebees in the country
by Henrok September 21, 2009
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Taking Grandma to Applebees

When a Grandma and or "Gilf" in your Neighborhood goes down on 3 or more neighbors within a one block radius. She would be "Eating good in the Neighborhood".
Three of my neighbors are "Taking Grandma to Applebees". She sure is "eating good in the neighborhood".
by lvjb November 11, 2010
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AppleBeesing

When someone makes it very obvious that they are adjusting their junk in front of company or a public place (Like my dad did at Applebees)
OMG Becky, He was Applebeesing right in front of my parents!
by The Applebeezer September 27, 2020
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Applebees Date Rape Creepy

This level of lowlife predator/cheapskate can be found in the $ “happy hour” halls of establishments such as Apple’s etc.

Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....

The slang application of this term is “Alvined”
“Alvin isn’t your typical creep. He is like Applebees Date Rape Creepy!”

“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’
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Blitzed at Applebees

Getting blitzed at Applebees is a term that can apply to getting fucked up at any chain restaurant. Preferably on cheap signature drinks. With apps obvi.
“Dude let’s go get blitzed at Applebees this weekend.” “Heck yeah dude wanna go to Chili’s” “idk man I was thinking like TGIFridays”
by MHlovr March 9, 2022
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Taking Grandma to Applebees

An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido.
Taking Grandma to Applebees only cost me my dignity and self respect.
by Texpert November 21, 2010
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