gammonflake

Meat faced Brexit supporter who firmly believes your pussy ass liberal remainer feelings can go and get fucked but that his own upright, moral and proper feelings and those of his fellow gammons are afforded special protection by virtue of good old Christian decency, them being such great Christians and everything.

Nigel Farage, the big gammonflake, has been whining hard for his great gammonflake mate Donald Trump ever since Sadiq Khan said it's OK to float a Trumpbaby blimp everywhere he goes on his visit to London.

by Spoogle July 6, 2018

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Gammon

Predominantly directly towards white males but, can be directed to most caucasians.

This is because when white people are being flustered/angry, they become pink in hue on their face, similar to a gammon.

Barry you are a fuckin’ Gammon.

by applestrawberry21 November 7, 2020

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Gammonite

Gammonite: A chemical element in the same group as kryptonite. It protects Gammon from common sense and balanced argument.

It is no good using facts on that page. They are all protected by gammonite.

by Explain to educate June 10, 2018

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Salty gammon mush

When the females vagina is saggy and wrinkled and becomes saturated with sweat, and has a coating of baby batter over it. We refer to this as salty gammon mush.

Jack:Oh man i'd let that chick suck my nine
Victor: I wouldn't go near her dude, i heard she has a salty gammon mush.

The females pussy began to perspire, soon she would have a salty gammon mush.

Cindy: Hey Claire lets go pick up some guys.
Claire: I don't know Cindy I haven't showered i think i might have onset salty gammon mush

by RyanEmm July 22, 2009

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