Calorie Gallery

When your so fat that people cant help but stare at you as if you are some rare piece of art.

I almost got into a freaking car accident while staring at some calorie gallery wearing spandex and a tube top.

by David From Austin September 26, 2007

Vancouver Art Gallery

Vancouver Art Gallery (V.A.G.) is a pseudonym used for the vagina. It is often used to hide the true nature of a conversation.

Man, there is a nice exhibit down at that Vancouver Art Gallery. I really want to see it!

by t6783 September 29, 2009

galler

Word that Scruggs thinks he made up. and he uses it in place of whatever he wants because he's cool.

Yeah. galler!
I'm tough galler.
Dude, galler. I gallered all over her face last night!

totally. galler!
galler!

by GallerDude May 15, 2009

the Galleria

The Galleria is a fucking massive mall in Houston, TX. It is the 7th largest in America, currently having 375 stores. Most of the mall is built underground, with the top floor mainly at street-level. There are hotel and office towers combined into the mall as well. The entire mall itself is split up into 4 different wings; Galleria I, II, III, and IV, but each wing might as well be it's own mall because this shit is just massive. There are countless designer fashion stores, over 50 dining and restaurant businesses, a 20,000 sq ft. ice skating rink, and basically a store for anything you need. But if you've never been before, it's impossible to find the store that you're looking for without a map. One wrong turn and 2 miles later, you'll end up at the wrong end of the mall. Parking any time between noon to 5pm is just a joke. There are an assload of parking garages too, so if you manage to find a spot, don't forget how you got there or you'll never get out.

Chick 1: Hey, wanna go shopping at the Galleria?

Chick 2: I don't feel like walking 26 miles to find the store I want.

Chick 1: Bitch.

by DudePersonMan3000 September 4, 2010

Gallardo Effect

When an individual purchase the lowest/cheapest version of a brands line to flex

*posts pic of Gucci carrier bag* But actually just bought socks = Gallardo effect

by Thebigplus October 4, 2018

gallardo

The nicest Lamborghini ever. Kicks any Ferrari's ass.

Ferrari driver: Look, a Gallardo is coming this way. I'm scared. Let's get the hell out of here.
Gallardo driver: Yeah, you better run, you damn pussy.

by octopus August 20, 2006

Peanut Gallery

Someone who has squirrel brains. Anything they say should and will be ignored.

We won't be taking any comments from the peanut gallery.

by HokeyPokey December 17, 2012