Definitions by octopus

escalade 

an overpriced version of tahoe. also comes in ext and esv, are based on the avalanche and suburban

Escalade: look at me! I only cost 55k
Tahoe: you idiot, i'm the same thing for only 30k

escalade by octopus August 24, 2006

chevy tahoe 

A cheaper version of the escalade, although the 2007 tahoes look much better than 06 escalades.

Bob is smart. he got a chevy tahoe for 30k

Bob#2 is stupid, he got an escalade for 60k

chevy tahoe by octopus August 24, 2006

gallardo 

The nicest Lamborghini ever. Kicks any Ferrari's ass.

Ferrari driver: Look, a Gallardo is coming this way. I'm scared. Let's get the hell out of here.
Gallardo driver: Yeah, you better run, you damn pussy.

gallardo by octopus August 20, 2006

toyota camry

A reliable midsize family sedan that has a god gas mileage and is much better than a honda accord. Also the most poular car in the world.

person #1: Look at my new Honda Accord
person #2: Not as good as my Toyota Camry.

toyota camry by octopus August 18, 2006

SUV

A stupid piece of shit that gets 15 mpg and is designed to go off-raod but is only driven on the streets by damn idiots.

I'm an idiot. I'm gonna go buy an SUV instead a sedan lose all my money on gas!

SUV by octopus August 17, 2006