Gurt

A fat chode like individual.

"Damn man, he's a fucking GURT!"

by 50cal.al February 28, 2018

Gurt

Short for ‘yogurt’, when you say it. It comes with a throaty GUUURT sound.

“Hey mark, lets go down some GUUURT!” GUUURT being that delicious yogurt.

by KPRT89 May 4, 2019

Gurt

A getting touched with a crusty cum stain on a shirt or sweatshirt.

AJ finna hit u with a gurt.

That's 10 questions. That's a gurt.

by AjHitThemWithaGurt February 20, 2020

Gurt

The term used to refer to small, fat little girls who have hair that glows as ginger as the sun. Often seen munching burgers and breathing heavily, they are very shy when outside their natural habitat of fast food establishments where they enjoy sitting with fugly fugs and bathing in grease.

Person 1: Oh my god, try not to laugh but there's a gurt coming down the corridor....

Person 2: Are you serious!? I hear if you look directly at one you put on 10 stone!!

by Dracil malfeenan November 3, 2010

gurt

What happens when you open a container of yogurt and the pressure inside the cup forces a small amount of yogurt out of the cup and onto yourself or others close to you.

1. I hope this banana berry bliss doesn't gurt all over me.

2. Damn it! I just got gurted on! Stupid Yoplait...

by misterredbeard March 12, 2009

Gurt

1. (verb) The act of sodomizing a duck or other type of waterfowl repeatedly.

2. (noun) A person who conducts such an act

1. Sorry, I didn't get much sleep. I was up all night by the ponds gurting.

2. Look at that gurt. He's got feathers all over his pants.

by Snipeduh January 10, 2010

GURT

the mixture of shit and cum after two gay men have sex.

Jimmie "Dude i totaly just shit out all that Gurt!" Alex "MMM now i can eat it all up, yummy!"

by THURST 360 March 6, 2008