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Godfocker

Father-in-law Jack's term for son-in-law Gaylord "Greg" Focker in the new "Little Fockers" movie starring Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro.

Jack's use of the term stems from his realization that Greg, who now has 5-year old twins with his daughter Pam, is next in line to be the Byrnes-Focker family patriarch.
Is the Godfocker worthy of heading up the family cartel? Stay tuned...
by dookeyboy December 18, 2010
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GoodFellas

Greatest fuckin' mob movie ever. Starred Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci and Ray liotta.Disturbin' as hell though.Scarface, The Godfather or any other gangster movie pales in comparison to GoodFellas
Always keep ya' mouth shut and never rat on ya' friends-
Jimmy a.k.a. Robert De Niro

(Tommy has just told a story that's cracked up the entire company of gangsters at a table)
Henry: (laughing hard) Really funny. Really funny.
Tommy: Whattya mean I'm funny?
Henry: You're just funny, y'know, the story. It's funny. You're a funny guy.
Tommy: Whattya mean? They way I talk? What?
Henry: It's just, y'know, it's just funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything ...
Tommy: Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?
Anthony (Frank Adonis): (worried) Tommy, no, you got it all wrong ...
Tommy: Whoa, whoa Anthony! He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What'd you say? Funny how? What?
Henry: Just you know you're funny.
Tommy: You mean, let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
Henry: I don't know just ... you know how you tell the story. What?
Tommy: No, no I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. (yelling now) How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny?
(Long suspenseful pause: is someone going to die?)
Henry (cracking up): Get the fuck outta here!
(everyone laughs, the tension is gone)
Tommy: Ya motherfucker, I almost had him! I almost had him! You stuttering prick here! Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning!!
Tommy, questioning Henry about his comedic talents
by Oscar September 13, 2004
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Goodfellas

A classic mob movie starring Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta, and Joe Pesci.
Goodfellas is a hell of a movie.
by sagzag June 22, 2004
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Goldfish

The purest little animals that swim around in large cuboids filled with water. When it comes to goldfish, opinions are rather polarising - there are really only two types of people: those who have an undying love and experience monomania towards those creatures, and those who openly dislike them as think that they're boring little lumps that open and close their mouths.

Far too often, they are portrayed in unfunny Youtube videos as memeable and clumsy things who only exist for the human race to laugh at.

its time to stop.
Far too often, goldfish are treated as though they're nothing more than entities that exist for us to laugh at.
by tapulele May 6, 2020
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goldfish slap

A goldfish slap is the act of pulling out a flaccid penis and slapping it on the back of an unsuspecting persons neck, then yelling "Goldfish".
While Natasha was eating her sandwich at the picnic ,Tyrone crept up behind her and Goldfish slapped her.

Dude I totally goldfish slapped Rebecca in Math class
by Mac Brown Town November 3, 2017
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Godflake

A really shitty person to begin with who is then asked to be a godparent by a friend who should know better. A Godflake will always flake on the actual baptism for no reason at all. A Godflake will continuously disappoint everyone that they know because that's what they do. They don't make excuses or give reasons because they don't give a fuck. If you encounter one of these types you won't know it. They are tricky-like midgets-however, they never fail to disappoint.
Johnny: Jenni, I love you so much. I wanna have half Filipino babies with you.

Jenni: I'll have your baby if you can touch that backboard.

Johnny: Ok. I'm gonna ask Adriana and Mike to be the Godflakes. They probably won't show up though.

Jenni: Yea, they are terrible people. I like them.
by MikeC. November 16, 2012
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