gluten

what celiacs can't have.

contrary to the previous definition, i promise you as a celiac that gluten IS in buckwheat and quinoa.

I accidentally ate gluten and now I'm gonna be sick for a couple of days because I have this stupid Celiac Disease ...

by Ashley the Celiac November 17, 2006

Gluten

Every rich person is intolerant to this substance. You have to be rich to find out how exactly it affects its victims.

Duncan: Becky I can’t have that cake. I’m gluten intolerant.

About Duncan: he is a single man. Survives on a well paid job and usually hangs around in supermarket. Oh and he is allergic to gluten! Whatever that means to him

by Mazefactory January 4, 2018

glutenous

The fat filthy beast. The intake of slime and lard in ones temple they refer to as a body.

The soiled diapers and glutenous souls...the beasts time nears

by Gonzo Horse March 28, 2013

Gluten Stoned

When you have too much gluten and you feel goofy. Synonym for food coma.

My friend ate a calzone and he's acting wierd, I think he might be gluten stoned.

by Fyerse April 16, 2015

Gluten shaft

This is another term to refer to a long, thin loaf of French bread which is commonly made of lean dough, ie. at baguette.

Man, that gluten shaft that your mom baked if amazing.

by brownie.123 November 10, 2017

cock gluten

GLU-TON
a man or woman that craves cock. Loves to play with it and generally loves it in all of thier holes...

Tom H:"Josh-ew loves cock; he allways gets it down his local gay-bar."
Duke:"He is quite the cock gluten"

by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009

gluten bigot

a person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions of gluten

"We don't let a few small-minded gluten bigots destroy the good image of delicious bread!"

by Neurotika July 13, 2015