Garden hose 

Anybody that would shoot somebody over an argument about a garden hose, male or female, in law or outlaw, isn't somebody that is going to live and let live.

No matter how ugly the argument gets, anybody willing to shoot somebody over a garden hose is a little too cranky to be armed, because that is an act of lunacy.

Garden hose by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021

Garden hose 

Anyone that would shoot somebody over a garden hose is a luttle too silly to have a gun.

I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.

Garden hose by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

garden hose syndrome

after sexual intercourse, the semen dries on the tip of the penis and seals it. This goes unnoticed until the man decides to pee. When standing over the toilet and starting to go, this seal is partially broken and you end up peeing all over your leg and the floor.

It is the same effect as pinching the end of a garden hose to make the stream change direction.

Her: "Why is your pee all over the bathroom floor? Can't you hit the target?"

Him: "It's not my fault, I had garden hose syndrome."

garden hose syndrome by Bruce S January 2, 2009

Garden hose cock 

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one

Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock

Garden hose cock by Nut funny man January 30, 2023

suck a golf ball through a garden hose 

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

suck a golf ball through a garden hose by zerglegacy February 26, 2017

old garden hose

a flacid old mans dick

he was limp, like the old garden hose

old garden hose by brandonjoobies January 14, 2008

Milwaukee Garden Hose 

Whilst eating a stick of celery, a man pulls out mid-sex and pees all over the girl and nearby vegetables. Problems can arise with the lack of availability of vegetables.

I did a good olf fashioned Milwaukee Garden Hose with the missus last night.

Milwaukee Garden Hose by Salacious Crump April 25, 2022