asking for a friend

Someone uses this phrase while asking a question. They claim to be asking for a friend, when they are in fact asking for themselves.

"Are narwhals real? Asking for a friend."

by Ash1355 November 3, 2015

Just a friend

The painful words of a friendzone

Adrien: Marinette is just a friend!

by sukker-sugar January 17, 2019

are you a friend of mara?

it’s used when a sapphic wants to know if you’re a lesbian/sapphic or not. it’s also a she ra reference.

sapphic: “are you a friend of mara?”
other: “ yes i am” ✨winkwink

by sapphenby July 6, 2020

Man's Best Friend

A man's best friend is undoubtably his dog. They're friendly, loyal, quirky, and great to talk to. A great friend, one who will never judge your wardrobe or what you said or did today. When you come home, all they want from you is a hello and a petting. They'll never refuse attention, or a treat (or several). They'll love you simply for being there and loving them back.

My dog Biscuit is a great dog. Truly man's best friend.

by Zoniax June 8, 2009

Friend Of Clairo

A woman of the lesbian variety

Christina: “I want to ask Sarah out... is she... you know...”

Mia: “Yeah she’s a friend of clairo... go for it!”

by mybrocold February 3, 2020

Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.

Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher

by sWanker March 25, 2021

Fake Friend

A friend that is nice one second and then betrays you the next second.

Wow he is such a fake friend.

by Ha16 January 30, 2017