by harambeisdead March 07, 2017
A funt is the abbreviated form of the phrase "fat cunt". It is used in hostile situations and is a dense, multi-faceted , gender-neutral and highly effective insult. Men can be funts; women too. It shocks the recipient into pitiful self-recognition and can injure them psychically, making it a sort of delicious "tactical nuke" favored by the truly verbally brutal looking to land that knock-out blow.
Listen, ya FUNT. You've never had a pretty day in your life, you've shit several pups and now you want to start World War Three with the store manager because they stopped selling your favorite baked goods. Maybe you should just leave and walk home, getting those bulbous labia some badly needed exercise!! ...Oh shit, I thought you were a lady , Mister President !
by joedaprogramma December 27, 2018
If you ever want to call someone a mean name but don't want to get in trouble in front of adult call them a Funt.
Witch is a acronym for "Fucking Cunt".
Witch is a acronym for "Fucking Cunt".
by Babybear;) March 07, 2019
When a lady does a fart from a seated position and it rolls forwards between the legs, before releasing itself in the vaginal area. The word derives from an amalgamation of ‘front/fart’ and ‘cunt’, where it eventually escapes. A funt is not a pleasurable experience.
A funt may also occasionally be referred to as a vunt, in reference to the vagina.
A funt may also occasionally be referred to as a vunt, in reference to the vagina.
Gary: “ah mate, did you hear about what Karen for up to last night?”
James: “no, what?”
Gary: “she did a proper naughty funt”
James: “ew gross, what a slag”
James: “no, what?”
Gary: “she did a proper naughty funt”
James: “ew gross, what a slag”
by Coolditch July 19, 2020
Fucking Cunt.
When you're out in public and resist the urge to call your son-in-law a fucking cunt in front of the children.
When you're out in public and resist the urge to call your son-in-law a fucking cunt in front of the children.
by GoldenMom November 24, 2020
You:"hey Pete, we should do some FUNTING at grandpa's funeral"
Pete: "sure man, grandpa would have approved"
Pete: "sure man, grandpa would have approved"
by Doctor Wang and his tools April 22, 2017