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Fender

A well established golf habit which is to utter a phrase either before or after a player hits a golf shot that will inevitably cause the golf ball struck to not go in the desired location.

Fendering (verb) Saying something to an opponent's golf ball to prevent it from going where it was going to go before the phrase was uttered.
Please do not Fender me by saying nice putt before my golf ball was about to go in the hole.
or

You have been Fendering me all day and I am sick of it.

poor sportsmanship evil act jinx mentally wish a putt to lip out physically change a balls intended path by words
by LOGBSMTA May 31, 2014
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Retirement Funeral

This came about while talking with a friend about the death of someone who was planning to retire, but passed away before retiring. I told him that we would be attending his retirement funeral.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.
has to be 85 years old, if he doesn't retire soon we will be attending his Retirement Funeral.
by JJJAL August 20, 2019
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Funeralopolis

A lifeless area of sickness, death and decay.

An Electric Wizard song "Funeralopolis"
"Hey look at that Funeralopolis"
by Wabba Jacka October 15, 2009
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Fandertastic

Fander 1: Oh my Glob! It’s Thomas Sanders!
Fander 2: That’s Fandertastic!
by zimmygirl777 September 14, 2023
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foundered

From the hills in Norn Iron we say that Foundered means we are cold.
The wind would founder ye!

'Am foundered, was standin out there all day long an' near froze!
by libbet May 15, 2006
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Fander

1. Someone who possibly eats non-edible things
2. someone who loves Thomas Sanders
"Hey did you hear about that one person? Heard they ate deodorant"
"Yeah, and of course they're a fander"
by itreallydobelikethat May 21, 2020
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Cheater's Funeral

You got caught cheating and your buddies show up to lift your spirits. Similar to a man on death row, you decide what you want to eat and drink and your friends provide.
Typical Cheater's Funeral Convo:

Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.

Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.

Buddy: No problem.
by HunterQT January 28, 2013
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