faffing

The excessive use of time for nonsense activities

Stop faffing around already, and please provide to me my work objectives.

by Stephen March 24, 2004

Fluffing her muffin

1) Slang term for female masturbation
2) To finger a girl

1) Emily was fluffing her muffin all night
2) I hear he fluffed her muffin

by ElliotM December 14, 2008

faffing

wasting time by doing absolutely nothing

Dom: What's the worst thing about sharing a tour bus with me?
Matt: All your faffing about. Your electric toothbrush and mouthwash just wind me up. For one, it reminds me how unclean I am.

by wtfcarlito September 19, 2006

Fluffing your whites

Slang for masturbation, not unlike:

Bopping the baloney, cleaning your rifle, flute solo, jerkin the gherkin, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy.

Fluffing your whites:
Person 1: Why were you late for work this morning?
Person 2: Sorry, I was fluffing my whites.

Steve: Aww man, my mom walked in on me while I was fluffing my whites yesterday.

by BroccoliBird420 August 21, 2017

fluffing mr. peepers

aka masturbating, choking the chicken, jacking off, self-manipulation, beating your meat, donald's mom

"After school today, I went to the bathroom and fluffed Mr. Peepers."

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

Fufing

Fucking fluffy things.

OMG!! I caught my roommate fufing a creampie!

by verbal kint2 May 3, 2010

fluffing it down

when it is snowing heavily it is fluffing it down.

"cor blimey it is fluffing it down out there"

by emwez May 27, 2016