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Fucktionary

The proper name for a dictionary that doesn't contain the word you are looking for..
"This dictionary doesn't have 'Honorificabilitudinitatibus' what the hell?"

"It's not a dictionary then, it's a Fucktionary."
by sddsfhsdhfjkdshfsdkjteyr September 27, 2011
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Pre- Fucktial agreement

An agreement, usually verbal, between two consenting adults, usually acquaintances or colleagues, that an act of coitus commenced out of convenience, impulse and/or inebriation is 'meaningless' and will therefore be TOTALLY CONSEQUENCE FREE.
"Godammit, George: I thought we'd sorted all this out in our pre- fucktial agreement"

"But Condy, I have such strong feelings for you"
by Aye, Right March 30, 2009
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Fuckgina

this is a vagina that likes to be fucked
Yo man, i was doing my gf she such a fuckgina, omg i love it.
by chode meat sandwhich March 19, 2009
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fuckinality

A bad personality trait or an idiosyncrosy.
I'm sick of you and your fuckinality!

or

You need a fuckinality check!
by zode and miri December 15, 2008
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FuckinAdoodle

the ultimate ( YES ) to be so correct about something.......
Fuckinadoodle, that was the best blowjob I ever had from that bitch.
by ruudedogg January 10, 2008
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fuckinasianscantdrive

basically asians cant drive because who could drive with their eyes 3/4 shut
yo man that fuckin asian cunt almost hit me b/c her eyes were shut and fuckinasianscantdrive. ME SO HORNY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME.... Lets all move to flushing/bayside queens and make the house real estate value $500K ? sound good?! NO fuck you. those little shitshacks on the side of the back numbered streets arent worth $500K. especially with no place to park.. oh look theres no place for me to park.. but im asain so i can figure out that you can park within a 3/4 mile radius.. well FUCK YOU OK ! why dont you have some plastic surgery and correct the 3/4 closed to 3/4 open.. im sure you can tell the plastic surgeoun the math to do so. ANYWAY I wanna park in FRONT of my fucking house not 3 blocks down the fuckin street.. so get the fuck outta queens and move to suffolk county where theres lots of land n shit. OH too bad? did i go off on a tangent? im sure they can do some tangents for my calculus home work. thanks
by Trippinballs December 9, 2008
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fuckinadoddle

( Joe ) Hay, do you want to go to that strip club again tonight??
( Tom) Fuckinadoddle ,I want to go.
by The Glassman January 12, 2008
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