Fucktimism

The feeling of elation when you know you won't be able to do everything you have to do, and so you don't let it get you down.

I thought you had 5000 words to write for tomorrow, how are you not freaking out?

There's no way I'm going to manage so I'm pretty fucktimistic.
OR
I'm not concerned - I'm a fucktimist
OR
Have you not heard of fucktimism?

by Promoter of lols April 7, 2011

Fucktacular

Adj: Word used to convey a feeling of complete awe; wonder; amazement. Word was coined in the early 2000's by joining 'Fucking Spectacular' into a much easier and shorter word, 'fucktacular'.

Adj: "Watching the New England Patriots win their 2nd Superbowl Championship in 3 years was a truly fucktacular moment."

by Tom Armet October 8, 2004

fucktician

Someone incredibly skilled at sex and/or a skill closely related to sex, i.e. writing porn.

"Dude, that story you wrote gave me a massive boner."

"What canI say? I'm a fucktician."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

Fucktillion

First defined by Pythagorus to mean the number of togas in Ancient Greece, Fucktillion is now commonly used to represent a number one less than infinity.

I was standing next to the sun yesterday and it was a fucktillion degrees!

by Cheese Furburgers September 10, 2010

Fuckstick

Fuckstick is one of the most versatile words in the English language. It is interchangeable with fuck which can mean just about anything.

Awe fuckstick! Are you fucksticking me?That mother fuckstick fucksticked me in the fuckstick!

by Cori and Laura October 28, 2021

fucktacious

Fabulous something worthy of fuck

that was fucktacious

by Jebus December 10, 2002

Fuckicide

The act of having bareback sex with someone that you know has STD's.

"I went home with a girl and we didn't have any condoms. She told me she had AIDS ... but damn, she was so hot we had sex anyway, the fuckicide was worth it!"

by James Murdoch January 7, 2013