Fuck Me

1. What you say when anything mildly inconveniences you.

Taylor: Fuck me! I just stepped on a fucking lego!

by Arivire October 21, 2018

Fucks Me

Alternative way of saying "Beats me". Basically, it means "I don't know".

Person A: Where are my keys?
Person B: Fucks me.

by Xeno The Cowardly Prince June 20, 2010

fuck me

1) A sing of exasperation, not to be taken literaly by someone not showing an obvious sexual interest.

2) During intercourse, to be taken literally, sorta. Means go harder and deeper.

3) Exclaimation.

1) Fuck me if you aren't an idiot

2) Fuck me! Fuck me! push it in!

3) *wakes up* FUCK ME! I gotta be in court in one hour.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

fuck me

Something I say to my boyfriend when he's being to gentle

Come on chris fuck me, pound me like a mallard duck.

by HAIL January 05, 2005

fuck me

what to say when u wake up earley and relize you didnt do your home work

FUCK ME i didnt do my home work

by K dogg January 17, 2003

fuck me

wut u say in order to have rough sex and when it is screamed it means to do it harder

Ah! Fuck me like theres no tommorrow!

by U.D. February 18, 2004

fuck me

To slide your hard cock into me, and make me feel good. I want every inch inside my pussy!!!!

Sliding that hard cock into me , as I say "Fuck Me I want it all the way in me, slide it in me harder and deeper"

by Maryilyn June 08, 2006