Da fuq

A semi-meme, cousin of lolwut. It's something you say when you are either:
Disturbed, confused, angry, scared, ect.
It's like saying "wtf" only more bad ass.

Person 1: Wanna see my dick?
Person 2: Da fuq bro, no!

by Da Fuq August 03, 2011

fuq u

inexplicitly saying fuck you

Snape: Mista Pota
Harry: no fuq u snep

by MoDHydraziine February 23, 2016

Da fuq

It's like saying WTF but in a much awesomer way, you say it when you are completly confused to what a specific person or object is doing.

Guy1: *sees a cat doing a handstand
GUY1: DA FUQ?

by Randomguy78 March 28, 2013

Fuq

Life altering sex that’s so you amazing you can’t explain it in words.

I cleared the table and laid her down, it was the best fuq she’d ever had.

by Senpái February 20, 2019

duh-fuq

the sarcastic answer to "dafuq's" confused manner...

"duh-fuq, it is exactly what i just said, fool. "

by punkie00 March 07, 2014

teh fuq

A bastardization of the fuck Basically meaning "How could they?"

Friend 1: Yeah, so then that bitch slapped me.
Friend 2: teh fuq???

by Youre a moron if you read this May 01, 2015

depressed as fuq

feelin under the weather
gloomy lay in bed all day

watchin the rain go by as it falls while depressed as fuq

by BumStatusYo December 13, 2018