fritzel (to fritzel)

To fritzel (verb)

1. To forcefully hide an attractive girl/boy too young at the time in a basement in order for the subject to "ripen" and develop, hence making him/her fairplay after a couple of years.

Sahil: Hey! Check her out Nath...
Nathan: Dude, she's like 15.
Sahil: So? Just needs a little fritzelling, and she'll be set!
Nathan: What the f***. She's not wine.

S: What you think of Miley Cyrus?
N: No way dude.
S: Even if she's fritzelled for 2 years?
N: Still annoying.

fritzel (to fritzel)

by Chugster April 2, 2010

Apple Fritter

The act of shoving an apple up the butt

I ran out of bananas so I apple frittered that bitch instead!

by bingbongpedo April 10, 2010

Fritherick

A male name like Frederick. Comes from OE Friþurīc. See Frithrick
Pet forms: Freth, Frithy, Frithie
Female given names: Fritherica, Fritherica, Fretha

Yo, Fritherick! What's up, my man?

by Master of beargreen August 21, 2023

Bum Fritter

aka, a stool, or dump

jamie laid a steaming bum fritter on chris's chest

by christopher prince August 12, 2008

torso fritters

Torso fritters is a synonym for breasts.

Look at the torso fritters on that chick!

by King Tit January 29, 2009

Randy Fritzed

When two gay men run out of lube and spit on each other's dicks before ramming each others asses.

Damn, my ass has hurt like hell after getting Randy Fritzed last night.

by Chimbles Fernandez September 16, 2019

flappy fritter

A crusty vagina that looks like an apple fritter

The old woman dropped her panties and i saw her flappy fritter.

by abebaby24 August 5, 2016