by brodbro March 15, 2010
Get the Cupcakes of Forgiveness mug.A new technique used by Allstate to appeal to the Asian community in order for them to sign up for Allstate.
Black guy on Allstate commercials: With accident forgiveness, your rates won't go up just because of an accident.
Asian man: Honey, we go sign up for Arrstate!
Asian man: Honey, we go sign up for Arrstate!
by Tupac715 July 26, 2010
Get the Accident Forgiveness mug.A priest tool given by god to forgive the children of the world that have sinned. The rod is usually given through a hole in the confession booth.
As the child is stating his sins the preist will then thrust his Rod of Forgiveness into the ass of the child. Once the Holy White Juice is released the child is forgiven.
As the child is stating his sins the preist will then thrust his Rod of Forgiveness into the ass of the child. Once the Holy White Juice is released the child is forgiven.
Confessions anyone? Let the kind man remove his collar and thrust his Rod of Forgiveness into your ass and smite it until the Holy White Juice cleans you of sin.
by KILLKEV November 19, 2004
Get the Rod of Forgiveness mug.Boyfriend: I'm sorry.
Girlfriend: You're not worth it.
Boyfriend: but it's November 17: forgiveness day, you have to forgive me and forget about all the dumb thing I did or said.
Girlfriend: well, in that case, I am forgiving you.
Boyfriend: oh thank you
Girlfriend: but you promise not to do this again.
Boyfriend: I promise.
Girlfriend: I love you.
Boyfriend: I know.
Girlfriend: You're not worth it.
Boyfriend: but it's November 17: forgiveness day, you have to forgive me and forget about all the dumb thing I did or said.
Girlfriend: well, in that case, I am forgiving you.
Boyfriend: oh thank you
Girlfriend: but you promise not to do this again.
Boyfriend: I promise.
Girlfriend: I love you.
Boyfriend: I know.
by The guy who dumped by his girl November 17, 2019
Get the November 17: forgiveness day mug.The one time forgiveness given to a freshman, (normally a female) who falls for the totally wrong upperclassman guy. The guy normally seems sweet, but everyone who has been in college with him for more than 5 minutes knows he is a douche bag.
A new college freshman girl wants to find a boyfriend on the campus she has just arrived on. She begins talking to a guy who seems very sweet. Because no one has warned her about his creepyness she persues him. Things happen, and then she realizes how much of a douche he really is. The freshman then avoids this man and throws it off as a freshman forgiveness because she was not warned, and didnt know better.
by spinto_kar May 28, 2009
Get the Freshman Forgiveness mug.A movement that seeks to pass a law that automaticaly grants debt forgiveness to everyone in the us no matter the amount. It is believed by people in this movement that if it's not done the debt in the us is so great that it will cause the economy to collapse and will lead to debt slavery for a large percentage of the population.
by Deep blue 2012 April 23, 2010
Get the Universal debt forgiveness movement mug.In Monopoly, a player is offered Eternal Forgiveness by another player, which grants them immunity from rent for specific properties for the remainder of the game.
"Yo I can't afford this rent yo! I'm out!"
"How 'bout you give me Eternal Forgiveness in exchange for a pass?"
"Sounds good, yo! Looks like I'm still in the game!"
"How 'bout you give me Eternal Forgiveness in exchange for a pass?"
"Sounds good, yo! Looks like I'm still in the game!"
by Bobby Rose the Money man March 13, 2013
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