Forever Alone Party

FAP. Masturbation. Beating off.

I had a forever alone party last night. It was cool.

by Glamoiglia November 5, 2011

forever alone day

Another word for Valentine's Day, but for single people.

Happy Forever Alone Day!

by beep beep meow March 12, 2014

Forever Alone Satisfier

A hand towel (20”x40”) is folded in half lengthwise (to become 10”x40”) and placed on a flat surface. A latex glove is then placed on the towel, perpendicular to the long end, slightly extending ~1” past the end. The towel is then rolled up completely around the glove. The extending 1” of the glove is then peeled back around the rolled up towel and secured with elastics to secure in place. Lube is then added to the interior of the glove and then spend 10 minutes deciding which porn flick to yank off too.

What’s this thing beside your bed?

Mom, that’s my Forever Alone Satisfier.

…your what?

Just look it up on Urban Dictionary and then leave please. Ima use it

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

national forever alone day

another name for valentines day, used by singles.

happy national forever alone day!

by BlackBird007 April 5, 2012

Fornever Alone

Someone who is afraid to be single. Rather than just cutting it off, they're willing to sit on a crappy relationship till someone better comes along.

That Tay Tay is destined to be fornever alone. #forneveralone

by cmyktminus June 15, 2016

ForeverAloneYet

Once known as TheCuzGuy, ForeverAloneYet is a devout socialist who loves to post stuff about the Soviet Union and say how good it was. ForeverAloneYet is also a master stalker who spends 90% of all his time on FANDOM scrolling down the Contributions and UserProfileActivity tabs of other users.

Justice is dead in ForeverAloneYet's head.

by y = mx + b December 13, 2021