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Funky Kong

The scuba-diving, surfboard-wielding, incomprehensibly funky ape who is so radical he destroys the ozone layer with his very existence.

He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.
Friend: What's so great about Funky Kong, anyway?
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" February 14, 2020
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funkypigeon100

There is funkypigeon100
by funkypigeon100 February 22, 2017
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P Fonk

Nickname for the small city of Perry, Fla. Located in north Florida, 51 miles southeast of Tallahassee.

Nickname for a dude that went to Famu. He repped P fonk(Perry, Florida / Taylor County) everywhere he went to let his hometown be known, and his homies started calling him that.
I went to the park in P-fonk last sunday

Hey man, I saw P fonk last week when i was in Atlanta.
by Service November 22, 2011
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Ur uncy funky

The most insulting insult in human history, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap are nothing compared to this.
Person1:ur mom gay
Person2:ur dad lesbian
Person1:ur granny tranny
Person2:ur grandpap a trap
Person1: well ur uncy funky
Person2:*dies*
by Ttrrippinn March 14, 2018
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Funky Cock Hoe

A scandalous bitch that will fuck anyone or anythang to get sprung so she can live off child support from tha baby daddy.
"Can't let these funky cock hoes destroy me" - Tupac

"Yes these funky cock hoes flock all on tha jock" - B.G. Knocc Out
by tharealK July 31, 2013
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funkyskunk

The hostile act of dropping one’s drawers to take a fast, stinking dump in someone’s office when they’re not looking.
I’ll walk in there all nonchalant, charm her, and when she steps out for a moment, I’ll do the funkyskunk and then jam outta there.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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Fonkin

To be angry, unpleased, or get into an altercation. Present participle of the term "Fonk." Originally from the central valley region of California (Sacramento and Stockton) but became popular in Denver, Kansas City, and Michigan.
That eastside nigga just tried to bang on me, he got me fonkin!
by MississippiIncenseMan February 12, 2023
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