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fondle the mailman 

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Card game introduced by Arthur Spooner on the King of Queens.
Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.

Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.

Fondle the rondle

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At home late at night, a male and female are watching a movie.

The male says - "If you want to, you can fondle the rondle"
The female says- "OK, that sounds like fun. Let's get horny"
Fondle the rondle by JUMJUMS October 29, 2011

fondle stripe 

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Any inexplicable marking on an article of clothing that ultimately exists for the sole purpose of causing people to touch the person wearing the clothing item.
"What's that on Josh's shirt? It looks like a piece of tape."

(touch)

"Oh, I guess it's just a fondle stripe."
fondle stripe by AynRandsTeddyBear January 15, 2006

Fondle Sac 

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Better known as FonDuLac, WI.
Wow, if that mulleted freak isn't from stallis, he's got to be from Fondle Sac.
Fondle Sac by MKizzle May 4, 2006

fondle butt 

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The act of firmly grasping or fondling that booty
Fondle butt, rules are rules.
fondle butt by Acronymz February 17, 2014

fondle fuck

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A form of sex when two (or more) people fondle so profusely it is considered sex (i.e. fucking).

Usually preformed in the presence of friends at a social activity when actual sex isn't an option.

Alternative to making out.
Dude, did you see Spencer last night? He was sitting there fondle fucking Stacie during the whole movie.
fondle fuck by ImSpartacus September 15, 2007
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