Florioed

To give up.

I was going to quit drinking, but I florioed.

I florioed the FDNY Communications academy.

by FPFD509 September 19, 2012

sexy floorboard wench

Someone who is sexy in an alternative and original way, sometimes with prostitutional characteristics. Usually called Raquel, Freyabella or George.

Oooh she's quite a sexy floorboard wench.

by Raquel January 7, 2005

Floorsome

Kind of like floor porn. This involves the floor, another person and you doing really inappropriate things that can lead to STDs and babies you don't really want. Best to do this on a blanket.

It was 3:00AM in Chicago and I had just finished an amazing cherry slurpee from 7 Eleven. Chad was like "Lets have a floorsome and call it a night." I of course said yes! No one says no to a floorsome.

by DJ Scratchy Patch October 7, 2012

Hardwood Flooring

Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.

"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."

"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."

by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020

flooring

To lye on the floor after consuming a massive meal. The bloated feeling is eased and the horizontal position of your body aids digestion.

After my sixth helping at Thanksgiving I had to do some serious flooring or I thought I would die.

by coinflipper November 27, 2009

2nd Floorin'

Verb. Consuming inordinate amounts of alcoholic beverages (see hooch, booze, beer, or vodka). This usually results in sickness & expulsion from institution. Originated on the North Carolina State campus to describe the 'activities' of the second floor of Bagwell dormitory.

Those guys were 2nd Floorin', there were 4 alcohol poisonings within the first 3 weeks of school!

by Upright Citizens Brigade December 13, 2003

flooreo

An Oreo that has made contact with the floor and exceeded the "five-second rule."

Guy1: Hey, I just dropped a bunch of Oreo's on the floor-
Guy2: -And you assume I will simply eat these flooreo's, is that it?
Guy1: ...Well...will you?
Guy2: ...Hell yeah.

by Dalek Sec December 27, 2007