Floopster

as defined by deadspin, a floopster is a female hoopster. She has all the traits of her male counterpart, but she also has a vagina.

Deadspin writer: Hey AJ, I got sent this great shot of a floopster.
AJ Daulerio: A what?
Deadspin writer: One of those hipster chicks who wears retro basketball gear in an attempt to be relevant or something.
AJ Daulerio: Did she include a dick pic?
Deadspin writer: No.
AJ Daulerio: I guess we can publish that.

by Chundy August 18, 2011

flooser

A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.

A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.

Mark: ...and so when I tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, I pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom...

Gus: Flooser!

by lyngus April 21, 2005

foodsturbation

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

by Rob D January 29, 2005

flooders

An insulting term for pants that seem to be about 4" too short for the wearer, and can thus be worn in a flood with no danger of becoming wet.

Also see highwaters.

Bro, you gotta buy some new pants. Them flooders ain't cutting it.

by redgyul August 30, 2005

Flooster

Receiving an annual flu shot and Covid booster in the same visit

To help protect herself and others this season from the flu and Covid, Karen should get her flooster shot.

by wolfmnsbro November 1, 2022

Flopster

A person who repeatedly arranges to meet up with friends, but then doesn't show, or makes an excuse to flop out.

Mohammed wont show up, he's such a flopster

by Beadla June 1, 2020

Floydster

noun
A schemer, a shady character, a pool shark.

That guy over there on the corner is a total Floydster.

by Gingerbread Wolfboy November 14, 2010