Flopjacking

Sadly masturbating with a flaccid penis, when the hardness is fairly similar to that of a flapjack.

John is way too drunk tonight, no way is he closing with Mary. He'll probably end up going home alone and flopjacking.

by ValiantDonut738 October 23, 2017

The Flonase

Right after an explosive orgasm, when the woman is in her dazed and flustered, head back relaxed state of mind, the male places his penis-tip up the girls nostril, and ejaculates.

I was bangin Stacey last night and it was pretty wild. When she came I had to sudden urge to give her The Flonase. We won't be hearing from her anymore.

by Billdude April 13, 2011

Flonga

A semi-on

Person One: Woah! Check out the rack on that!

Person Two: Ha, Jack already has a throbbing flonga!

Person One: Too bad he can't get hard since that unfortunate smelting accident.

by RickyC771 February 16, 2010

Flonka

A male with a large sexual organ between his legs.

I'm only with him because he is a flonka

by Dstranges July 3, 2017

flondage

Overuse of decorative items in indoor or outdoor settings, often seen on home renovation shows during the staging phase.

I really like the renovation, but the flondage makes the area feel small and cluttered.

by Rick Ardee June 4, 2021

florjan

A fucking DON!!!!!!

Florjan is a fucking don

by 1231231123 October 1, 2021

Flanjabs

Used to express wonder. Another word for 'flippin-eck' or 'crikey' or 'fuckin'ell'

*just missed the bus* "oh no, flanjabs!" or "did he really....what a flanjab!"

by Chezb February 29, 2004