Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors

A line said by Karen in the first Spongebob movie. Great for making fun of people who rage

Guy 1: AGGGHHH SHITTY TITS
Guy 2:Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors

by PPSLAYER611 July 17, 2018

Hardwood Floors

When a girl shaves her pubic area

"Hey, I was sitting next to Samaira in class. She let me put my hand down her pants, and she has hardwood floors!"

by anonymous198765 May 4, 2010

FloorSpider

A shit out the ass.

Brady: *rips loud ass*....

Jordan: Bro did you hear that floorspider run across the floor!!!
Dakota: Whats a floorspider?

by Dakooter November 22, 2021

Wax Wooden Floors

another way to say "only if the grass is cut". Refers to cunnilungus. it means only if her pubic hairs our trimmed or completely removed will her sexual partner engage in cunnilungus.

Chick: Hey boo you shud come over tonight
Dude: Oh for shure babe
Chick: You gonn lick my clit?
Dude: Hell yeah babe, but i dont munch carpets.. i only wax wooden floors
Chick: I aint got no fur
Dude: aiight then imma be there in a minute.

by DykeTurner January 11, 2012

Floorsomeness

Casually lying on the floor feeling awesome and comfy at the same time whilst not giving a care in the world

Jordan: 'I'm Lying On The Floor'

Bethanie: 'Yeah This Carpet's Comfy'

Jordan: 'FLOORSOMENESS!!'

by XenonLazers September 11, 2012

floorsex

A girl that will let you bang them out on your buddy's floor; no questions asked.

"What did you do last night?"
"Hooked up with good ol' floorsex."
"Ewww."

by Original B to the G March 7, 2008

floorsweep scrapple

Spam AKA Hobo Ham

The only thing I had to eat last night was a Floorsweep Scrapple sandwich.

by Okie Blue April 8, 2009