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Fleshlight 

A Portable Rubber Vagina you have sex with on the go and anytime.
Xavier:Imma use my fleshlight today
Fred:talk about that shit somewhere else

Fleshlight 

The human embodiment of a fake pussy. Someone who goes to great length to appear real, but is nothing more than a weak imitation.
E, "Fuck you, fleshlight!"
C, "What's that supposed to mean?"
E, "You're a fake pussy that's about to get fucked, punk!"
*wham*
*crack*
*thud*
**sob**
E, "Stop crying, fleshlight."
Fleshlight by Lame Horse December 8, 2024

Fleshlight Squire 

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.
That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

FLESHLIGHT GANG 

Fleshlight gang is the name of the fan base for the cum gargling rapper LIL PINK and the most decated member of this cult is Tommy Wengerd.
Join the fleshlight gang today mother fucker or i'm goin eat yo ass.
FLESHLIGHT GANG by LIL PINK March 31, 2019

Fleshlight that cries 

A current or former tHoT that laments being unable to have a long term relationship.
Sally: I accrued a bodycount of 87 in my twenties, but every time I mention it now I get ghosted by my date.

Bob: Okay, fleshlight that cries.