Pee and Flee

while roaming in europe and suddenly nature calls
you run into the restroom and try to relieve your balls
but suddenly your pee,

is interrupted by the door bitches fee
that is when you have to flee

....<(You PAY)...........<(No Way)
('.')....................._ (")
{ }...................._- {:}
L L........................@@
BITCH.............URINATOR

Urinator: Man that whiz felt good : )
Door Bitch: You pay money now!
Urinator: Hell no, I'll see you later alligator. I'm gonna Pee and Flee!

urinator whiz bitches pee Pee and Flee

by Blarger.boy July 6, 2009

feces horn

On the bob and tom radio show whenever a news story involves shit in some way they honk the feces horn

There was a story in the news about a woman who fell from the upstairs balcony of her apartment, as luck would have it a maintenance crew was working on the septic tank so she landed in a pile of raw sewage which broke her fall and she was not injured. (Bob and Tom honk the feces horn)

by Michael_Hunt October 17, 2008

ur species feces

The worst possible insult ever. When this is used, the entire Earth is engulfed in Flames, the Sun explodes and the Moon crashes into Earth.

Tom: ur mom gay
Me : no u
Tom: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur sister a mister
Tom: ur brother a mother
Me: ur granny tranny
Tom: ur grandpap a trap
Me: ur familiy reunion homosexual communion
Tom: ur family tree LGBT
Me: ur ancestors incestors
Tom: ur race has gayes
Me: Want me to use it asshole?
Tom: i dare you
Me: UR SPECIES FECES!

*everything dies, the earth is on fire is englufed by the Sun.

by ElectrodeYT May 19, 2018

Flecktarn

German five dot camouflage, developed for use in the temporate woodland of western europe, with new infra red disruptive dye is now far superior to British DPM and Danish M83 in this terrain. Rivaled only by new breeds of Digital camouflage being developed by the Canadian Military and elite US marines Units.

Where is he? i havnt got a f**cking clue mate, he's wearing a flecktarn BDU

by Major genesis August 31, 2005

Flush and flee

To defecate in a public toilet, then flush only to see the water level rise, then cheese it without doing anything to remedy the situation.

I had to complain to the Denny's manager after I went to the men's room and discovered the floor wet and vile stench of feces. Some asshole pulled the old flush and flee.

by Red001 April 21, 2015

Finish and flee

When you’re having sex with a married woman and her husband comes home, so you try to finish before he catches you.

Alex was banging a married woman when all of a sudden he heard footsteps. Thus he proceeded to finish and flee

by KurtiSafc July 11, 2019

Reese's feces

The bottom 2% of your peanut butter cup that invariably sticks to the inside wrapper.

I had to lick the Reese's feces off my wrapper to be fully satisfied.

by The original Greebs December 29, 2015