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V had flatlined after trying to gun down enemies.
by Byt0 December 14, 2020
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Flatline

Adjective.
(1) Describing anything that is uneventful, monotonous, boring, very ordinary.
(2) A pointless encounter. The basics of living with nothing more to excite/stimulate the mind and/or body.
A: Yo how was that party you were just at?
B: Dude, it fucking sucked, no beer, no fights, no girls, that party was flatline.
by Chachh September 14, 2008
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Flatlining

verb INFORMAL

1. A contemporary phenomenon; the complete lack of output, input, production or consumption of a human being, usually a young adult and heavily dosed with technology, while conscious and feeling contentedness and comfort.

2. Staring at a screen of no importance for 10 or more minutes while having absolutely no thoughts or other brain activity. Or regrets.

3. Often observed by a confounded teacher not paying attention but also not actively thinking of anything else nor doing anything else either.

4. The doom of human productiveness and self worth.

5. (Google) fail to increase; remain static.

6. (Google) to die
That kid is flatlinging.

Stop flatlining and do something with your life.

It's really a problem, them kids that can flatline all the time and feel purpose in life.

He'd rather flatline than learn something.
by Boris of Catan December 24, 2018
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Flatlined

When you text someone and they don't respond after they read it
Dude Nikki just flatlined me. It's been like fifteen minutes.
by that last guy May 12, 2015
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flatline

verb: to "kill" someone - literally or figuratively
"if you ever bring up my ex's name around my current squeeze again.....so help me dude, I WILL flatline you!"

"I heard one of the perps got flatlined by the cops at that liquor store robbery last night."
by Hipster November 18, 2006
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Flatting

Flatting is a slang term used to describe a living arrangement whereby a house or apartment - a "flat" is let out to a group of people. The people who rent the flat are referred to as "flatmates".

Flatting is the dominant living arrangement for university students and young people who no longer wish to live at home. Some people prefer to flat with friends from high school or work, others prefer to flat with acquaintances and others will quite willingly go in with "randoms" - people they've never met before.

Flatmates will sometimes pay more or less money depending on the quality of their room - the better the room the higher the price. In some cases, a flat will have a "gimp room" which is smaller/damper/grosser than the other rooms of the house and will be let out at a reduced rate due to its inadequacies.
"Im off flatting with a few of me mates"
by Lord Lethris April 1, 2007
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flatline

brain dead, stupid , celebrally challenged, Stems from the flat line response of a dead person from ECG machine.
by Socrates September 15, 2003
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