Flatbacker

A redneck hooker who lays on her back for a living . To make money

That small town had alot of flatbackers .

by Brandi m dukes July 10, 2017

Flatback

When the the back of your hair is flat from the result of laying flat down on your back.

Look, that nigga got flatback.

by Bdog1438 June 15, 2020

Flatback

Someone who has a flatback as a result of laying on their back too much. Who are of a promiscious nature. Or simply, a female who is a sloppy, loose, trollup.

"man, that Deanna, she is such a flat back, I have seen her with 3 different guys this week!"

or

"Wow, why is he dating that flatback whore?"

by Elphaba. W. Witch August 5, 2008

flatbacker

Someone who fucks their way to the top. On their flat back!

That whore is so stupid. There's no way she got her high paying position because of her brains. She is just a flatbacker.

by Dogofalljones May 16, 2017

Flatbacker

A male that is too lazy to have intercourse any other way besides flat on his back

Once men turn a certain age they become “flatbackers “ ...

by Fat rabbit June 28, 2019

Flabpack

Having a six pack of flabby ripples when clenchin abs giving a deceptive appearance of being ripped.

Man: Hey dude, that t-shirt is really showing off your abs eh?

Dude: Nah man don't be deceived by the flabpack. Soft as as a bowl of jelly under this tee, but hey thats between me and you ;P

by Kopulator April 12, 2010

Flat Pack Idiot

Flat pack idiot: someone who has very little common sense or engineering skills. Therefore making them completely incapable of following the basic instructions typically which come with flat pack furniture

F*ck me Dave, you are a right "Flat Pack Idiot", have you not finished that bookcase yet!

by World of Pain October 12, 2011