Flarkus

You tried to say ‘F*ckking Marcus!’ but it’s just came out like Flarkus.

FLARKUS! Why’d you take all my diamonds?!?!

by GreasySeth October 29, 2019

flarple

not totally unlike a shart a flarple is used to describe the passing of gass with the anus sphincter walls vibrating to produce a rumbling bass effect, with a hint of lubrication to create a lower ending sound. Can also be used as a put-down

That fart sounded like a real flarple.

Hey you f'ing flarple why did you do that?

by Judge Shmendric January 20, 2008

Flarp

A replacement word for anything sex related

"Damn girl, I love the way you flarp." ;)

"Dang, I think I flarped too much last night."

by poopie head November 27, 2012

flarko

-A Whore that give out free Rim-jobs.
(Rim-job- when somone licks your ass)

-You god damn flarko!
-you Vagina faced Flarko!
-you ugly Clit lipped flarko!

by Jeremy Tate September 2, 2005

flark

Assumed to be an equivalent of "fuck". Originated on an episode of the early-90s ABC show "Dinosaurs".

Oh flark, I just sharted!!

by anonymous August 4, 2004

Flarpswitch

That one wall switch in everyone's house the controls absolutely nothing.

I hit the flarpswitch by accident on the way down the basement stairs and tumbled the rest of the way in the dark.

by 07079 August 16, 2011

flark

It can have many different meanings.
Usually replaces the word "fuck" in a language called flernglish, so that you can freely "curse" without actually "cursing", because nobody knows wtf you are saying.

If said in the sense of something being "flarky" then it means cool or awesome.

Person A: Dude, I totally flarked that girl in the ars!
Person B: Dude, Thats the same girl that I flarked in the ars! That is so flarky!

by Daviel May 5, 2008