Mexican Flapjack

When you are at a surprise party and get so excited you poop your pants a little bit

I was so excited to surprise Josh at his party that I made a little mexican flapjack in my pants before he even arrived!!!

by Muiwovian April 19, 2016

marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )

Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine

by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021

Phillipino Flapjack

A sexual encounter in which you ejaculate in your hand and smack the girl in the face.

The angry pirate got boring, so i blasted the bitch with the phillipino flapjack!

by mDiB April 7, 2010

fishy flapjack

After a long night of foreplay and fingerfucking, the female blue balls her partner. The next morning, the man continues to fingerfuck the female. Only this time, when he is done, he sticks his fingers in her nostrils and mouth, causing a rancid fishy stench to be stuck with her the rest of the day.

Lauren led me on like a whore last night, so this morning i gave her a fishy flapjack. She was pissed that she had to smell her meat wallet for the rest of the day.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009

Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

A somewhat disturbing at time cartoon on Cartoonnetwork of a young boy (flapjack) going on adventures sometimes with his captain Knuckles, and there talking whale Bubby, Bubby is Flapjacks mom or something or always acts like it, the show is funny 'cause flapjack is always making funny faces and stuff

Guy 1: Did you see Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack last night?
Guy 2: Ya it was funny

by Illestemia December 25, 2008

Alaskan Flapjack

The sexual act of using a fold of fat, lubricated with butter and syrup, to achieve orgasm.

I couldn't find that fat chicks pussy, so I alaskan flapjacked her fat roll.

by shredder ace March 8, 2014

Manhattan Flapjack

A manhattan flapjack starts with a woman laying on a bed. She is completely naked and smoking a cigarette. This bed is in the middle of an empty gymnasium. The door furthest from her opens and a man laying on a stretcher uses canoo oars to push himself in. Stacked on his erect penis are pancakes with the works (ie. Syrup, butter, the works). The woman must at this point yell "TAXI! TAXI!". The man pushes himself toward the bed and at about 20 feet the woman must in one move jump and mount the man on the stretcher. The two must begin to have sex in the pancakes while the stretcher never stops moving around the gym.

Did you hear about Jim? He and his girlfriend did the Manhattan Flapjack. They're gods.

by Lunchboxpanda June 20, 2010