The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."
Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."
Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"
Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."
Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"
Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
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1) When someone cuts a gnarly fart on the basketball court.
2) The gaseous version of a flagrant foul.
2) The gaseous version of a flagrant foul.
Examples:
1) The guys were shooting some hoops when someone committed a fragrant foul. It took less than two minutes for the gym to clear out.
2) Kobe jacked up LeBron's game by committing a fragrant foul every time he was in LeBron's vicinity.
1) The guys were shooting some hoops when someone committed a fragrant foul. It took less than two minutes for the gym to clear out.
2) Kobe jacked up LeBron's game by committing a fragrant foul every time he was in LeBron's vicinity.
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Back in the day I had a layover in Fragrant Harbour and I bumped into your mom while shopping for souvenirs in the red light district.
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Get the fragrant vagrant mug.As the officer approached the speeding vehicle he was shocked to see Barbara and Kitto in Flagrante Delicto in the driver seat.
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